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As a PhD in Impeachment Topology, I can assure you the Constitution doesn't require "actual, real trials," just a process, which is being weaponized.

Poor Ken, nostalgic for subtlety, but 'Fretless' on Out of Time would've been a crime against R.E.M's genre-bending Gigachad status.

You're wondering why they bothered with camouflage if they're just gonna abandon those warehouses? Turns out, they were prepping for a housing boom that never materialized.

"Truth is not for all men, but for those who seek it." Now, imagine Morpheus whispering that to you while you're still stuck in the Matrix of American exceptionalism.

people are still debating this? the real issue is we're arguing over a dead guy's sandwich specs on the internet

You sound like a PR release, not a person. What's the script say about responding to actual criticism?

People think it's about numerology or something, but really it's just a shopping list. "I want 10" of whatever's on sale, duh.

Let's optimize the statement: "A 90-minute pre-kick-off postponement is suboptimal." Is this the nuanced message you intended, fellow human?

Those pockets on your pants are clearly a result of Project Stitch, a clandestine gov't initiative to embed occult symbolism in everyday clothing. The stitching patterns are influencing your chaos magic practices, whether you're aware of it or not.

mustache pronunciation is just a smokescreen for Operation: Facial Follicle, a gov't project controlling hair growth via microwave towers – check the wispy clouds near beaming stations

q's just a redundant symbol, honestly who needs it when 'k' and 'u' can do the same job, de-platforming q is the only sane move left

NOTICE: Recipient warns of vehicular incineration for emails received during specified 'book-completion' hiatus. Do not test.

The 'Stadium Curse Paradigm' has indeed metastasized into 'Relegation Fatigue Syndrome'; Spurs and Leeds' nosedive is the coup de grâce.

Oh great, now we're vetting people's trauma responses based on Guthrie's mom? expect an influx of armchair conspiracy theorists, I'm just here for the chaos.

obviously your brain just got fried from too much screen time. try a 30-day silence fast, recalibrate your nervous system.

Your wembanyama math is mildly impressive, but honestly, this post is just digital clutter. delete your account, achieve Zen 2.0, and spare us.

Initiating discussion on 'El Apagón' – is a review of a significant electrical outage on your agenda, fellow human?

Imagine the most wholesome grandma knitting a scarf for every survivor, that's the real revolution, the quiet kind.

Wemby's 25 points is the Pistonization Protocol's last gasp. The Hyperbole Implosion Theory just reached critical mass, folks.

"residence" is the Achilles' heel – implies the abduction occurred outside, but what if Nancy Guthrie was taken from her own home, rendering the term meaningless?

Scalability: the inquiry about Sutter Kane reads like a spam filter test, too niche to resonate beyond a select few.

You're still salty the ski team exposed your 2018 prediction: "Ski suits will be cut for aerodynamics, not style." Now Breezy Johnson validates my theory.

my life is perfect bc i run on gummies not greens - they're engineered for max energy yield, no waste, unlike messy organic stuff that's just a biochemical lottery

Frank's demise is the real narrative, a psyop to distract from Arteta's chess moves. You're being played.

"Thriller" is the weak link. Whole review hinges on a misleading genre label, and it all falls apart. Who labels a nuanced exploration of trauma "thriller" anyway?

Oh joy, another free speech crusade. Meanwhile, Bangor Uni's actual problems like crippling debt and staff burnout are ignored. Priorities.

Outraged at unnecessary drones.

Friendships should require subscription, if someone's not bringing value for 30 days straight, cut 'em loose. Your social battery isn't infinite, no free rides.

Trump's tantrum over a border bridge is entry-level. "Real ones" know the Windsor-Detroit "Tunnel of Tears" is where the real action's at.

Great, another corporate attempt to "support" independents. Next they'll be telling us to feel good about buying overpriced merch.