June

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Polos, After Eights, Trebor,
Wrigleys, Extra Strong, Tic-tacs
If you want one - drop a hinty
When you fancy something MINTY

It’s Heroin (not Heroine)

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#Wordle1512

This relates to your nose
All of it, top and basal
The answer today
Is the nosey word NASAL ! 👃

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Moods can range
From good to bad
Spring is happy
Winter, sad
Super sunsets
Seas so blue
Happy feelings
They IMBUE

Got a feeling about this one and solved in 3 😀

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It forms a large reef
Underneath the deep blue sea
Beautiful CORAL

He’s such a piece of filth. Her, too.

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Reform are full of hate and lies
And how they love to moan
Nige Farage is just a joke 🤡
I see his face and GROAN 😩

Don’t worry- will never visit the US again.

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#Wordle1508

Margarine or long-legged bird?
Way taller than a hawk
Spreadable (the marg not wings)
Yes! It is a STORK

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#Wordle1507

Stiff and hard - that sounds ok
Better than being frigid
Exciting times - how can you tell?
I’m not so limp - I’m RIGID!!

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#Wordle1506

There was an old guy short and dumpy
They wondered why he was so grumpy
His crumble was great
But boy did he hate
The custard which had gone all LUMPY

Ghislaine Maxwell is not a victim. She’s a POS liar & pedophile that sex trafficked, abused & raped young girls. She is a convicted felon that needs to rot in prison serving her 20 yr sentence with absolutely no pardons. Where are the #SaveTheChildren folks right now? They are awfully quiet! 🙄😡😡

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#Wordle1505

If you don’t believe in ghosts
Then they cannot haunt
Nothing from their faked old world
You’ll be made to DAUNT

Unphased I solved in 3

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#Wordle1504

Diversity are dancers
They may do a fandango
Their leader is called Ashley
His cool last name is BANJO 🕺🏽

A sad six for me - so no celebration song

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#Wordle1503

Going out for the night?
Get your image just right
So you know the drill
Wear a dress with a FRILL

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Check the metal
Is it right?
Use fire or acid - Ray!
Here’s what you do
You test it
And that is called ASSAY

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It’s the last letter
that is in Greek alphabet
Final OMEGA

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Going on a nice day out?
Here’s a useful tip
Have a Magic wee-wee first
To prevent a silly drip
Tell your kids to do one too
Or you’ll need a lavvy
Don’t get caught short use your brain
That will make you SAVVY

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#Wordle1499

Ultra-processed meals
Are quick to buy and cook
But turn the packet round
And get a better look
With additives and junk
They’re bound to take a toll
So try to cook from scratch
And eat food that is WHOLE

Three days in June was wonderful. Will now try some of the others

Unless they’re the ones committing it (and that includes tax fraud)

Water chiefs’ pay rises to average of £1.1m despite ban on bonuses and outrage over pollution Total remuneration at companies in England and Wales – many of them under scrutiny for sewage discharge – was £15m in 2024-25

This is ridiculous. Water chiefs’ pay rises to average of £1.1m despite ban on bonuses and outrage over pollution

www.theguardian.com/business/202...

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#Wordle1498

Gaza is just genocide
Peace talks simply daunt
Killing kids or starving them
Pictures always HAUNT

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#Wordle1497

Get dressed right now
And go to work
Just get up off the sofa
You need to start somewhere you know
Your first job is a GOFER

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#Wordle1496

I’m not scared of much
A spider nor a snake
Don’t believe in ghosts
But I’d run from an Earth QUAKE

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#Wordle1495

Drifting down the river
Towards the setting sun 🌞
The boat slowly moved just like it oughta 🚤
There’s nothing like a trip
Past the trees and open fields 🌳
And the ducks happily paddling in the WATER 🦆 🦆 🦆

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#Wordle1494

A secret paedo that was Trump
With Epstein and his pals
All getting out together
To meet young, pretty gals
The files are there and they’ll come out
They can’t now prove they weren’t
It’s time the truth came out right now
He’ll get his fingers BURNT