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@littlestlongbow.bsky.social

you will not find a corpse because I have never possessed a body Gwen she/her

39 Followers  |  153 Following  |  20 Posts  |  Joined: 31.10.2024  |  1.6135

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I read this in the cadence of β€œin another life, I would have really liked doing laundry and taxes with you”

31.01.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
California license plate with text "IF U BIG".

California license plate with text "IF U BIG".

Customer: I FLY, YOU BE GROUNDED. I'M A LITTLE ADVENTUROUS AND MY HUSBAND KEEPS ME GROUNDED
DMV: IF YOU BIG; SEXUAL

Verdict: DENIED

19.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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hal Jordan

20.12.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

people love using an imaginary question to frame their opinion, you don’t have to pretend anyone’s asking you this man, you can just state opinions it’s free

19.02.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

people love using an imaginary question to frame their opinion, you don’t have to pretend anyone’s asking you this man, you can just state opinions it’s free

19.02.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

have you done the crow farm here cause that gives even more runes than the albaurnics and is way faster

26.01.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the sword and the stoner

26.01.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

getting really into the office yaoi

12.01.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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watched a weird January six documentary, some highlights

06.12.2024 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fallouts History Problem How a Franchise Cannibalizes its Artistry

don’t have a ton of followers here but I’m posting this here too in case anyone’s interested in reading anything I’ve written

open.substack.com/pub/littlest...

03.12.2024 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

babe wake up there’s a, wait, nope you missed the coup

03.12.2024 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 299    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
Fallouts History Problem How a Franchise Cannibalizes its Artistry

don’t have a ton of followers here but I’m posting this here too in case anyone’s interested in reading anything I’ve written

open.substack.com/pub/littlest...

03.12.2024 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

layoffs couldn’t stop you from putting out some fantastic content

01.12.2024 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s been thoroughly enjoyable seeing you go through all of CE

29.11.2024 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he should’ve shown up on curb as Cheryl’s new husband that Larry is initially jealous of but realizes he’s insane but not before he’s accidentally brought a date who he also hates but just to one up Cheryl

29.11.2024 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

skeet deez nuts across your face ya dumb broad

15.11.2024 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every third post is we are listening and building, assembling new pipelines of being together, channeling our energy in a positive direction for all motion carrying us forward if you’re here you’re family Olive Garden

15.11.2024 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you Mr dril

14.11.2024 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

14.11.2024 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 38665    πŸ” 3266    πŸ’¬ 207    πŸ“Œ 159

he learned about it cause Jason left a copy of the manga at Wayne Manor last time he broke in to steal something from Bruce

13.11.2024 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can he even point to it on a map lmao

12.11.2024 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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genuine reaction to seeing him pop up on my feed

11.11.2024 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

being Chinese and Irish is a goated combo when being melancholic and angry is the vibe

10.11.2024 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is a little annoying how twee everyone is here but I can’t blame people given how many Nazis were on Twitter, give it another six months and hopefully it’ll be good

10.11.2024 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

need stalker 2 so bad it’s crazy

10.11.2024 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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