𝕸𝖟. 𝕻𝖎𝖌 𝖂𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓

Back to the office with you must pay water

You need to learn how to tape. I love Adidas trail runners because they tend to be wider then other brands. Also hit dollar tree and learn how to apply the massage tape to your calves and heels because if you are not used to walking on uneven terrain, you will probably pull a muscle.

Someone needs to pay Disney rights for Pooh Coffee

It will never be okay.

They going to hit the remaining public libraries to watch an ancient movie, Super Bad, and make their own driver's license to become of age.

“Our biscuits, comrade”, I say as I take the last one from the basket and slather blackberry jelly on it

Part of the mourning process is when Google Photo shows up with a slide show of photos from the person that no longer shares this air with you.

Jason Levin is proof your sorority will connect you with a better job then your grades in University

They absolutely cannot handle leftists telling them that the West Wing isn't real.

If this was Star Trek the kindest thing to do would be to put them in that simulation cube Data made for Moriarty but instead of Victorian England, it's just season 3 of the West Wing.

Volodymyr Zelensky wore a modified suit for today's meeting with President Trump. But where was his eyeliner?

by J.D. Vance

Come on cankles

There is no moral equivalence between bullies and the bullied, between tyranny and democracy, or between brutality and decency. No individual can be free in a society devoid of justice. There can be no liberty where brutality reigns.

Jerk didn't pay the toll either

Suspected gunman in CDC shooting had grievance toward Covid vaccine: Sources Suspected gunman in CDC shooting had grievance toward Covid vaccine: Sources

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Does that mean Mrs Potato head is really wearing a hijab??

The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.

Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!"

Social Security - "That's socialism!"

Debt free education - "That's socialism!"

Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"

$1 trillion in tax cuts for the richest 1%...

"That's just how it is."

Ode to the future jumbo screen display that will one day show romantic display of fist into the disrespectful jerfk's face.

“It’s meant to disrespect women generally you see, not just athletes”

🤡

@nikkei.com
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Fuck feeling old AF remembering Red Hat as Linux distro not some jerk that lacks human empathy or likes Mahomes.

Give a shit because you don't have the same background clearances for construction laborer in these special contracts compared to any other government and contractor job. The guys mowing the congressional lawn go through more background checks then the guy slapping the home depot gold wall accents.

two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field . ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .

"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

Until midterms daily nutritional intake includes:
- vodka seltzer
- gummies
- Pepto
- Celsius

Somewhere there is a carbon based food object.

Takopi's Original Sin is so hard to watch. Like fuuuck I need a stiff drink with every episode.

Naw in Takopi's Original Sin , Marina-chan is a dick. Shizuka-chan did nothing to have that level of reactionary rudeness.

Video shows Department of Justice official urging Jan. 6 rioters to 'kill' cops The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.

The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.

My Wednesday meal on a Thursday make my inner spicy loving child super happy.

#wendys

It's Caturday and you WILL be judged

#cats #caturday

The only way I can remember MLB trade deals and US Trade deals are different is one includes the Mariners.