Tom Cathcart

this stuff is happening across the country and even more intensively downstream of the veterans admin but it's happening in so many places at once and without any public notification that it's still only barely emerging in the news

To the tune of Baby Shark:

JD Vance

Ok! Some revelation is at hand, but stop calling me Shirley!

And as the messiah passed the loaves and fishes amongst the multitude He spoke, “Have you even said thank you once?”

He didn’t sign the deal.

The DNC isn’t up to the task of today’s geopolitical climate. That’s why I’m proud to announce the Fly Like an Eagle party. The only rule is the entire lyrics to the 1976 Steve Miller Band song Fly Like an Eagle. Feeding babies, shoeing the shoeless, and housing the unhoused. #nokings

Steve Zahn in White Lotus is a brilliantly executed portrayal of a guy

Allegro … so close to algebro

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It is our patriotic duty to make sure Elon knows he’s getting, to borrow a phrase, absolutely cucked by the Pentagon

Despite the hype, DOGE hasn't found a shred of fraud All they've really got is "spending that Elon Musk doesn't like."

New in PN: Despite the hype, DOGE hasn't found a shred of fraud

"With nothing to show for its efforts to find actual fraud, it has become clear that DOGE is the enforcement arm of a Trump administration that has no interest in working with Congress to implement its policy priorities."

No kings! Love it

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I’m open and behind the bar at Fat Shallot Evanston until close. Come thru

If animals could talk, a groundhog should do the weather.

Next, he should nationalize Disney and do a spinoff starring the racist Mandalorian chick

Tomorrow is already Glen Lerner Day?!

Setting up an authoritarian regime to own the libs

So pumped for The Rock and Ryan Reynolds to both play James Bond somehow in the next movie. Like how the Ice Climbers in Smash Bros count as one character

Slashing 10% of the a department’s workforce while the new Chairman RFK says “Inside of us, we know that love and self-knowledge are the only true paths to good health.”

I think if you say you’re flying secret drone missions over Mexico searching for fentanyl in part it becomes less “secret”

We’re picking them up and dropping them off around the corner, literally. Chuck Berry Run Run Rupolf

We’re picking someone up a block or two from my stop Here Comes Santa Claus

Uber driver is playing a Christmas mix right now. I’m the only passenger even though it’s an Uber Share and I think he’s driving slower so we’ll have to pick someone else up. Jackson 5 Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Decree by a president who “posts” online. What a world