Big Uncle Satan

This is funny as a Swede who was indoctrinated into Scandi-Style Socdemery my whole life, because the idea of "sound body, sound mind" style of socialist pro-exercise-ism is basically in my cultural DNA. We had weightlifters doing ads to make new dads take advantage of their free parental leave,

It's honestly a somewhat interesting glimpse into the dynamics of this joint that what I (rightly or wrongly) thought of as some gentle intra-left fun-poking is interpreted as a literal outside attack.

I am being pilloried and burned in effigy simply for providing Fun For The Whole Family on the blue bird app

pls stop flaming a poor innocent lowbie

I may or may not already have made a new X account but I'm gonna try to double-fist the social media apps for a bit. too many awesome people moved here permanently and I feel like a child of divorce

yeah but I had a really big dinner so I'm still working up the energy. I suppose some of you old soliders are on like your 17th acc so I shouldn't even be complaining

pls get the mufos to pool their ElonBux to get me back to the nazi site

what is this lib ass bullshit

It is frankly insane, decadent and perverted that you get locked out of a website despite knowing both your user name and your password. THOSE ARE THE TWO THINGS!

sex worker I hardly know her

unless I get my x account back I am going to become an Epic Jeff Guy don't test me people I ain't bluffing

we'll keep our fingers crossed I may be able to return to the everything app somehow. Apparently sometimes the support people reply if you just endlessly spam them with requests

having to adress Elon's computer catamites using the email address I use for work, I've never been more mortified

I swear if the choice ends up between staying on here or making a third mfing twitter account I may just take up haberdashery or smth

tangential but "Wokisis" could be a fun medical style term for being woke

please President Putin my country yearns for liberation

kill the Stalin in your head (so he can transmogrify first into Bizarro Stalin and then Safer Stalin)

pejoratively this feels like the sort of website where you could post "ACAB includes the law of gravity 🤓" and get fifty billion faves

*God after Heaven got hella boring voice*

tfw you can finally stop working for the United $nakes of Amerikkka because you just got offered a paid internship at the Cygnet Committee

tfw when you scan as husky even though you're morbidly obese

posting on here in a way is even more freeing than being a lowbie on X. Literally typing into the utter void. i am the Empty Man.

not that it matters but the vid purporting to show Trump having a senior moment and "failing to swear in Tulsi Gabbard" appears to be hella fake. All these people deserve to be shot anyway not sure how participating in hecking lib propaganda helps that along

we have to destroy a lot of people, places and things

love standing around the building crews on the soon-to-be-inaugurated Autobahn and going, "don't use the Hitler Highway!"

I was told since Elon cut the X staff random shit like people being locked outta their accounts barely gets handled any more so I just spam replied "help!!!!!" to the auto email I got over and over until they responded. Fingers crossed I won't have to post on here for too much longer

you threaten to assassinate Elon Musk with a harpoon gun ONE TIME

none of the shit I like is on here other than (some of) the mufos. Where is donkey account? Where is marble statue account that is secretly not a based racist but actually just an art scholar? where is guy who only reposts anime babes?

this is a simultaneously upsetting and boring app

No! No!!!