Peter

"He reheated fish in the microwave"

Or you could do what feels right to you

Does it come with fresh tomato soup?

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Wait until you meet unicycle Darth Vader and his flaming bagpipes aka the Unipiper

Which absolutely won't keep you up past your bedtime

#truth

But can you take criticism as well? Self-awareness is difficult at best, I certainly struggle with it

Naw, sounds totally sustainable 🤨

But it's starring Jared Le...

Never mind

"Home is where the whore is"

On the low end

So your morning is going well

It's a good album

Manito is pretty special, don't get there as often as I did when I lived on the South Hill back in the day but we do usually check out the rose gardens and conservatory at least once a year

Manito is fantastic this time of year

It's going to be an interesting month

Aye, 'tis clearly of Clan Caerbannog

Counterpoint - a beer

300 characters isn't long form, jerry

We all need to be cared for sometimes

I have so many frozen berries and pectin, all I need now is motivation. The cooler weather does make cooking easier

Bleu cheese, lettuce and a slice of fresh heirloom tomato. I really should bake some fresh buns now that the weather has cooled and using the oven isn't torture

Dual floppy drive ftw

Our youngest has PCOS, misdiagnosed when she was young and she'll have to deal with the ramifications of that for the rest of her life. I still get angry when I think about it

Not to be a contrarian but I feel the situation would benefit from some mouth movement

We already knew that you're unhinged, jerry

Decoration day, 6am and I already need a beer 😝

"listens"

<runs away>

Sounds of the 70s