Bill Scheft

I believe if you were ever considered the best player in the game, you should be in the Hall. I feel that way about Mattingly as well. And I bet your son-in-law David agrees with me.

BREAKING: After success of Kennedy Center Honors, Trump to blow up Venezuelan fishing boat in Oval Office....

I think George Pickens is making about $1-2million per catch for next season. Does that sound right?

So it’s NOT my imagination

BREAKING: Trump asks new pal Mamdani for free bus to throw admiral under....

In honor of #2, last week's killer from, for my money, the most consistently big-time funny slinger on Bluesky. #AT40

If it's possible, out-Ollie-ing @ollie209.bsky.social.... #AT40

Ahem..... #AT40

Wait a minute. You mean I can't marry my brother???? I gotta cancel the catering hall....

I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

(me bowing)

Well, as many of us who were there have pointed out, they weren't even the best band in the friggin' city they were named for.... #AT40

Absolutely, but when people start making lists, he ain't on 'em. I think it's the front man going solo not as successfully thing. #AT40

Album cover....
DIRK WILBURY: PLAID ALL OVER... #AT40

Not a popular opinion, but I think the best rock voice ever.

Choir. Best Stand-Up special ever. Of course, like most of them, he took 15 years to write his first hour and 6 months to write his second.

It's Jerry Dorsey, and here is, for my money, maybe the funniest stand-up bit ever.... #AT40
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjaR...

I opened for him at the Lone Star Cafe in 1985 when he was working with a trio, and he played it in the middle of the set AND as an encore....

Casey whining about Alice Cooper's missed out royalties while making millions working a four-hour week seems a tad ironic. (By the way, Tad Ironic was how I signed my letters to men's magazines....) #AT40

SHHHHHHHHHH! Stand Tall..... #AT40

I know I've posted this at the old place, but there was a great great comic, Dick Capri, who opened for Englebert Humperdinck all over the world for 20 years. He finally quit, and when other comics asked him why he gave up such a plum gig, he'd say, "I ran out of compliments...." #AT40

What a minute. You're telling me LTD is not James Ingram, George Benson or Luther Vandross? #AT40

Yep. I thought the church was gonna come back....

After Thanksgiving 1976, I was holed up in my sophomore dorm room taking out from Tommy's because the cafeteria was closed and trying to get caught up for three finals, two Greek and one Latin. It did not go great. I had the "battery" report card: ACDC. That said, I didn't fear no reaper. #AT40

I give Thanks today that I hit the #AT40 chart in time for Brick!

Remember: If a non-white guy is the shooter, he's a domestic terrorist; If it's a white guy, he's "mentally ill." And if it's a woman....what am I saying? When since half-past Squeaky Fromme has it been a woman?

What about the joke explainers the joke you just posted?
Can't get enoughm of them.

They got outplayed and outcoached wire to friggin wire. My brother John '81 and I suffered through, but as always, when Yale wins, we get to be happy for our dad, The original Bill Scheft Y '41, and our uncle Herb Wind Y '37, my literary power of example..... #AT40.

It was sunny, closer to 50 and you could sit anywhere for $25

Everybody go home....