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Feral chaos muppet. Tart, a little sweet, & not enough vodka. Lawyer + editor on pause. https://tartsweet.com (Old bio: Reader, Reviewer, Impoverished former lawyer at a non-profit, Imprecator, Foodie, Editor, Blogger, & Discusser of all things random.)

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"This is human nature. When times are good, everyone is happy, and love abounds, a perfect life seems possible. But when faced with danger, true character is revealed. Selfishness is a natural human response in the face of peril.

However, those who possess loyalty and integrity would never compromise others for their own benefit. Those without compassion or honor have no scruples, seeking only their own well-being without regard for the harm they may cause others."

Screenshot of book, text reads: "This is human nature. When times are good, everyone is happy, and love abounds, a perfect life seems possible. But when faced with danger, true character is revealed. Selfishness is a natural human response in the face of peril. However, those who possess loyalty and integrity would never compromise others for their own benefit. Those without compassion or honor have no scruples, seeking only their own well-being without regard for the harm they may cause others."

#LimeBookTruths

04.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol right? Maybe a β€œbeginner” piece for someone who has seriously been taking piano for at least 3+ years. (And thus not a beginner ☠️) Or is a prodigy.

04.02.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Who Criticized Them in Email The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics.

Just an insane story: a U.S. citizen sent a simple email to a federal prosecutor to oppose deporting an Afghan asylum seeker.

DHS responded by pulling his personal data from Google using an administrative warrant and showing up at his home to harass him.

04.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
Gray fluffy cat biting a pride flag

Gray fluffy cat biting a pride flag

Coco says sometimes you have to BITE for trans kids' rights! 🌈

#RecallMickey #RecallThemAll #OperationTotalRecall #ableg #abpoli #yyc

04.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Crockett: "Now my colleagues want to be the protectors of girls & women. I didn't hear them screaming this when Renee Good was killed in the middle of the street by the same people the vast majority of you just voted to give more money to. It was a lot of crickets, including about the Esptein files"

03.02.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 19352    πŸ” 5569    πŸ’¬ 352    πŸ“Œ 202

I’m pretty rigid about not buying shit from living artists who are doing active harm, and tbh I struggle with how much to engage with very dead artists whose work was built on exploitation (I may chant β€œchild rapist” under my breath when I encounter Gauguin’s paintings unexpectedly.)

03.02.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh oh πŸ˜…

04.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A wide angle photo of the Shafer trail - a dirt road that snakes its way down a bowl-shaped cliff in Utah. The cliffs are a golden brown color with various shrubs dotted around the landscape. Blue, partly-cloudy skies are overhead. In the far distance are snow-capped mountains.

A wide angle photo of the Shafer trail - a dirt road that snakes its way down a bowl-shaped cliff in Utah. The cliffs are a golden brown color with various shrubs dotted around the landscape. Blue, partly-cloudy skies are overhead. In the far distance are snow-capped mountains.

The infamous Shafer Trail in Canyonlands National Park. #photography

04.02.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok so it’s for me. πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜… I have long reached β€œI want to hit this stranger on the internet in the face because they’re so fucking goddamn irritating.” So I needed something cheerful and hopefully calming.
And so the universe can feel blessed I’m not actually able to go through a screen & commit assault

04.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mozart - Piano Sonata No. 17, K.570 (1789) {Ingrid Haebler}
YouTube video by Bartje Bartmans Mozart - Piano Sonata No. 17, K.570 (1789) {Ingrid Haebler}

Just because. youtu.be/6wiQE4LS9No

04.02.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No we don’t you worthless lump of campaign bribes, we want ICE abolished and every person who committed crimes, as well as those who allowed it to happen, prosecuted. Go fucking retire, you’ve done enough damage already.

03.02.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2049    πŸ” 425    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 12

Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel?

Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.

And they almost shot some kids in the process.

03.02.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7470    πŸ” 3263    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 56

Just No.
1) Immigration judges aren't "judges." They are part of the executive branch.
2) ICE's administrative warrants aren't even signed by IJs.
3) A real judicial warrant is required for arrests in homes (absent exigency). Payton v. New York, 445 U.S. 573 (1980).

03.02.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 464    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4
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Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...

This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.

"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."

people.com/ballerina-fa...

03.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2393    πŸ” 657    πŸ’¬ 289    πŸ“Œ 527

Speaking as a lifelong Democrat: That's not what we want, you dumb fuck

03.02.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I hope a lot of them do and nbc turns itself in circles trying to cover it up

03.02.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10 Movies to Stream for Black History Month

Not only is it Black History Month. It’s also its 100th anniversary!!

To commemorate its centennial, I wrote a list of 10 Black films, one from each of the last 10 decades, to stream.

03.02.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 743    πŸ” 331    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 16
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Too many of our Haitian neighbors are stuck in legal limbo. As the fight over Temporary Protected Status continues, we encourage anyone with TPS to use the city’s free immigration legal support and explore every legal pathway available. Call 800-354-0365 to learn more.

03.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1642    πŸ” 440    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 22

*sigh* yeah like I get there was (is?) an opioid crisis. But man the way it was handled was just ... fucked up.

03.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ζ΄žζˆΏε‰ι‚„ζœ‰ιΊθ¨€ε—Ž 2018.7.25δ½œε“οΌŒεε€ζ—©εœŸε‘³οΌŒε„ζ–Ήι’ε‡ζœ‰δΈθΆ³οΌŒδ»‹ζ„ε‹Ώε…₯。 β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” ε†’η€ι­ε€©θ°΄ηš„ε±ι™© 娢…

This is such a pretty cover www.goodreads.com/book/show/24...

03.02.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alert to everyone working for this fascist administration:

Quit your job.

03.02.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 690    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

THE RICH PEOPLE BE MORE LIKE LORDE CHALLENGE.

03.02.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9

SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

03.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10382    πŸ” 3144    πŸ’¬ 280    πŸ“Œ 854
A spool of bluish/purple sparkly filament from Ziro labeled β€œChameleon Iris Blue”. Whistles are placed on top with a sparkly blue-purple pattern showing rainbow stars.

A spool of bluish/purple sparkly filament from Ziro labeled β€œChameleon Iris Blue”. Whistles are placed on top with a sparkly blue-purple pattern showing rainbow stars.

I need to start keeping gift notes so I can pair gifts with spools, but whoever sent me this gorgeous Ziro Chameleon Iris Blue filament, it’s being turned into this lovely starry holographic whistles.

Thank you!

03.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 304    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.

03.02.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10740    πŸ” 3278    πŸ’¬ 260    πŸ“Œ 812

THIRTY DAYS?!!? THIRTY!!!!!!! LUCKY!!!!
I don't think I've ever been sent home with a 30 day supply!!!!
I think I've always been sent home with SOME sort of narcotic post op.
:X I've always only had major surgeries tho. OH! WELL I guess not the bursectomy and IT band resectioning? Maybe? πŸ˜…

03.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😬 I actually asked about the bleeding and they were like "well if you bleed more than X in an hour" so I was literally setting timers like "... ok THEN should I try to go to an ER?" but it was always like 11 PM or later on a Friday night (other than one Tuesday night) and I was just "fuck it." 🫠

03.02.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poor @nrlines.bsky.social is getting spammed as I discover (and rage) that conditioner for *wavy* hair costs $3+ more than conditioner for *curly* hair. Shampoo is even more. Or vice versa. Anyway there's a price difference. (LOL and I didn't even know there was a special line for *wavy* hair.) πŸ™„πŸ˜’

03.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a white dog is crying with tears coming out of its eyes . Alt: a white cartoon dog is crying with streams of tears coming out of its eyes

Why didn't I win the lottery.

03.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have a Chase card there's a 5% cashback offer for Aldi's. And if you have a Discover card Jan-Mar it's 5% cashback on grocery store purchases.

03.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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