God yes M I Z!

Buddy, enjoy that!

Stick to Jupiter moons, pal

It was 50 cents when you were a kid

Go cards

He's a devout Muslim

Pretty gauche to fuck over the country by being dog shit and then going on a book tour

Damn, she should've done a better job

I took a girl to see it on a date jr year of high school, good Lord what a terrible choice

Wash it down with t-liqs

If you eat less than 4, you're a bum

I will never eat a chork sandwich. I'm maga now

Wrong Robert

*David Lee Roth voice*

I love the fancy refillable Japanese dry erase markers

Cardinals vindicated!

YouTube video by Sturgill Simpson Sturgill Simpson - Sing Along (Official Video)

ZIRP era Netflix was so good, they gave Sturgill a whole anime for his ZZ Top album. youtu.be/SpSMoBp8awM?...

Leave us alone, get a job

It's now a flat rate per cup. They flew too close to the sun

At a certain age you have to get on the metamucil train

They all know your name

the lads losing their mind at this one

I like when they claim the new models have PhD abilities. Show me peer reviewed research developed by AI.

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I was at the 2014 35-0 shellacking. My dad broke a crown before halftime, most miserable game experience. We thought we'd have a change with Gurley being ineligible... Turns out he had a hell of a backup

I got really good at pull ups when I did them five times a day. Was it worth it? Fuck no, my back constantly ached, but I was able to do 15 @ 240lbs

RIP John redcorn

I had a fox news watching substitute teacher yell at us for being too rowdy that we needed to be alert and paying attention because it was raised to orange

Jerk