Won’t someone rid me of this turbulent ditz!

Indeed, morality!
Not talking about people sleeping with other people in ways that some don’t like!
I mean morality.
We have a very real problem with morality in America!

Well someone has to, it might as well be him.

This has to be an ethics violation, how could it not be? I’m only a layperson, so I’d really like to know. Could any legal professionals out there chime in?

The Shatner version was a big improvement!

…well, you say that but…

That’s really not fair at all!
He’s certainly made a great deal of money at Fox News and his other gigs. Now you may not regard that as a successful career, but for someone with no talent and even less intelligence, that’s quite an achievement.

…and the bartender says: “what is this, some kind of joke?”

Socialism: a word that means anything, everything, and nothing, all at the same time.

Congratulations! I reached that point about 14 months ago, and life’s still got that new car smell. It just feels so good to have had a second chance. Enjoy your new life!

Aww, look at you [grandfatherly cheek pinch]! You remind me of me in the 80s.
Have fun and play safe out there!!!

I was among the rank & file army of IT/IS folks who combed over code & metadata, preventing eminent catastrophe. In those days, just doing our jobs was all that was required to avoid disaster. Honestly, I’m not sure that, as a society, we could accomplish that same task today. That, or I’m just old.