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A tweet from John Fugelsang reads in all caps: "NO FOOD FOR YOU UNTIL THE DEMOCRATS LET US TAKE AWAY YOUR HEALTHCARE" – US House Speaker Mike Johnson.

This perfectly encapsulates what the GOP position is on the shutdown.

If your Teams admin has enabled GIPHY support, you can put @effinbirds (with the @) in the search to see the animated versions of these comics I made for GIPHY.

Works everywhere that there's a GIPHY-powered GIF chooser!

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.

Too bad Republicans don't protect school kids as much as the Epstein files

There’s a Polish version of “they’re as thick as thieves” that translates to “they know each other like bald horses.” A French phrase about close chums is “they’re friends like pigs.” But my favourite phrase about bosom buddies is the Arabic “they’re like two bums in one pair of underpants.”

Bookshelves with a book titled Pasha on top of a book called The '45

It's a brimful of

And somehow, there are still vets out here backing this man? It makes zero sense. He dodged the draft, insulted POWs, called fallen soldiers “suckers”—and now this?

At what point is enough finally enough?

Oh, I hope you can make this work in time for the 'thon! #TBTL

This is known as a “Holy Ghost”

Getting angry at his own hiccups.. 😅

“Well, son, sometimes when two recycle bins love each other very much…” @garbage-anxiety.bsky.social

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

I wonder if they were hoping it was time for Hot Dogs From Heaven again.

Paddy, Not Patty | For The Love Of Saint Patrick, Stop Calling It St. Patty's Day Listen here: It's Paddy's Day, not Patty's Day. A friendly guide to properly abbreviating St. Patrick's Day, because your Irish friends are tired of crying into their pints.

It's that time of year. ☘️ paddynotpatty.com

I love it when this happens in my feed. @effinbirds.com

Our country was — and continues to be — built by the achievements of courageous, resilient, and remarkable women.
We’ve come a long way and there's more work to do.

I will not sit by and let an administration of hate and bigotry undo centuries of progress — we will fight back.

Washington Post, we hardly knew ye.

CNN: Do you think that calling Elon Musk "a dick" is effective messaging?

Rep. Robert Garcia: "Well, he is a dick."

I approve this message.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

Every time.

Trump Golf Track Tracking the number of days President Donald Trump spends his second term playing golf.

Today we launched a website to track how much orange assface plays golf. We’re guessing this thing is gonna get a workout! Bookmark it. Enjoy! More: TrumpGolfTrack.com

Don't let them overwhelm you.
Wise and important words from sociologist Jennifer Walter about what is happening in this country right now and what to do about it: (1)

Former President Jimmy Carter is deceased and still uniting more people than Donald Trump.

It’s too bad we can’t scoop up the ice and snow in Kentucky, melt it down, and drop it on the wildfires in California.

No shame! The only thing I know how to do is pierce the potato, wrap it in a paper towel, and hit the ‘potato’ button on the meecrowahvay.

Try to make it through life without ever been hated as much as Rudy Giuliani is by a courtroom sketch artist.

Enter the year you turned 10ish into the gif bar and see what was popular back then…

So long, bogus fees… it’s bin real!