Da Krump Instructa

i luv chris paul basketball, i dont give a fuck what the youngins are sayin

new type of dick: gyropenis

gen z adam carolla on loveline: "type S"

if any americans need me to tell them the news lemme know

most important meal of the day

pulling down the pants of a clearly injured man at the scene of an accident, as a prank

Ima have a open mouth funeral so my boys can get in there one last time

How can o sit at the bar for 4 hours and my asshole doesnt get itchy but the moment i hit the couch at home, its on like DK

Nowadays if the movie "Rudy" came out itd be called "Rudi"

Im not even home yet n im stressed out

My Mom has me under two different names in her phone and im currently im a groupchat with her and 2nd me, trying to troubleshoot the vacuum cause its "not sucking up"

Ayooo

Gimme all your lovin, eat a log of fuckin poo

its fucked up being a fat old man cause no matter what you eat you still could go for a hot dog at the end of the day

if you were a citizen, would you be support or against the cops? food for thought

too many kings not enough leons

who is the goated grinch

Ill go hand to hand for ass to mouth

this is a message for the artist CURTIS JACKSON i love the way he express oneself

my opener line in the cypher

walkin onto the concrete job site like "whos ready to mix some shit the fuck up?"

rube goldberg fuck machine

checking notifications on X

Watching a MLS game for the first time and commentator goes "teasing little ball from behind" i cant take this sport serious man

you beter watch your ass, like theres a tv show about your ass

you think your all that and a bag of chips, but your not that and a bag of shit

im slam dunckin like shack in his prime

its so dumb how i drink beer everyday but i dont even feel good everyday