Freaky! Outie!

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

@sdpnsports.bsky.social Got my replacement jerseys today and I just want to say thank you for being so cool about it. I appreciate all of you! 🤘

What a terrible day to know how to read

Very glad it's Friday and looking forward to watching the Marlies game later since they've been a lot more fun to watch this season than those other dudes. 🙃 Hope you're having a good one.

Solidarity hearts. I know this feeling too well. 💜💜💜

That's enough internet for today.

•.•.• I AM THE ROLLMASTR •.•.•

those who waste restroom supplies shall inevitably answer to THE ROLLMASTR

I need a clip of OEL no-selling all those cross-checks. :)

When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home

I've said it before, and I will say it again.

We need courageous leaders that put working families at the center of all they do.

8 democrats caving to empty promises is an indefensible leadership failure

For the sake of our country, Schumer needs to resign.

Lol, fuck Target. I hope they rot.

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

The snowplow needs to come back and finish the job like the helicopter in ER.

I still haven't finished it because I got spoiled and now he's just my friend who coughs sometimes while we ride horses and fish all day because I just can't yet.

This man is out of job, a home, and lost 3 friends in the plane crash. GFM Link in the article to help him out.

No Noise November. everybody shut up

How pissed would you be if you were giving a smooch to a frog and it turned into a human man. Oh I gotta deal with this guy now

Dr Ian Malcolm saying Your voters were so preoccupied with 6-7 they never stopped to think of 9/11

Rudy Giuliani today

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Update: Chopper Bill has been "shooed away by the authorities."

It's so surreal that they're referring to their helicopter reporter as "Chopper Bill" while he reports on the plane crash over footage of explosions.

Kansas City became a trans sanctuary city in 2023.

It is a betrayal of your fans and our city to collaborate with a woman who has said, explicitly, that she will use money generated by the Harry Potter franchise to ruin trans lives.

I am begging you to do better by us, @royals.com

@sdpnsports.bsky.social I ordered 2 jerseys from the shop that ended up being way too long w/sleeves that go way past my fingertips too. I sent an email since those measurements aren't listed on the site, but haven't heard back. Hoping to exchange since I had no way of knowing. Am I out of luck?

Craig Berube is all of us

Jeff Daniels' character in Speed discovering a bomb and knowing he's going to die.

Every day feels like this now. Groundhog Day style.

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust

World Series is a good time to tell you that when the Tampa Bay Devil Rays happened, I didn’t know that was marine life and I thought it was a ray the devil would shoot at you from his eyes to make you die or be evil. Happy World Series, everyone.

MOM: Monster masy by boring korloff MOM: Mash

happy halloween

I love Giles' distraction freakout every time too. "Tiny TINY babies!"

Tavares' amulet is actually a Monkey's Paw confirmed.