chief kyiv

Ulysses Everett McGill from O Brother Where Art Thou

reading this in his cadence

lmao

just chillen

just chillen

downy woodpecker on my wall

hey dude can you do that somewhere else

No need to worry, chancellor. General Malaise will lead our troops to a resounding victory

I keep a Cummins trucker hat in my backseat pocket for such occasions

how bout you mind boggling these nuts

Gastrointestinal Joe

Based on the provided search results, while technically possible to cook squirrel meat in a microwave, it is generally not recommended as a primary cooking method due to food safety concerns related to uneven heating

oh ok

the salt deposits on margarita rims are actually the result of thousands of years of geologic activity

sydney sweeney acts like a shitty AI recreation of herself

Love Ernest Hemingway's works like "Scared Stupid" and "Goes to Camp"

As a child, White House immigration adviser Stephen Miller "would pour glue on his arm, let it dry, peel it off and then eat it," his third-grade teacher said. Stephen Miller's 3rd Grade Teacher Compares Him To A 'Peanuts' Character huffingtonpost.com

upside down cicada

flipped cicada

today on CicadaRescue™️: the Flip 🔃

chestburster scene from Alien

Some real Alien shit

Dead cicada with suspiciously grub-shaped hole in its abdomen

Think i found the cicada killer wasp's handiwork

old glove vs new glove

got holes in the old one so time to replace em

Bathroom

👍

Mind if i recuse myself in your bathroom?

If you are feeling ill simply reach for the Universal Medical Device and secure it in the nearest orifice

ok i felt insane because the production is obnoxious and I was like "this cant be the same pod people are recommending, right???". Stopped listening almost immediately

i graduated maledictorian from evil school

No man visits Insane River twice

Daniel Plainview and "son" from There Will Be Blood

I'm a diet coke man. I run a diet coke business. This is my son and my partner, H.W. Dietcoke.

Things i dont believe in:
- Lactose Intolerance
- recommended brita filter changing schedule
- mushroom coffee
- coke zero
- "gourmet" pizzas
- protein pancakes

Writhing Under the Influence

when i experience FOMO i get violent

orangutan nun

a priori... ape priory

smelled good af when we walked in the door. My friend who moved said theres better Indian food here than in Denver

tried to go there but didnt have a reservation and was over an hour wait lol