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Ex-pat in the New Forest; conservationist; dog walker; mobile projectionist; would be writer; film nut; ersatz improviser, baker, artist & gardener; Chair of the New Forest Consultative Panel; Wildlife & Conservation rep on the New Forest LocalAccessForum.

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Hard to top all the others on this thread, so I'll jog sideways:
old school: Kind Hearts and Coronets (in the serial killer/comedy/revenge sub-genre)
new school: Prevenge (it's literally in the title!)
old and new school: D.O.A. (both versions '50 O'Brien / '88 Quaid).

18.11.2025 12:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

* Redford, Segal, Elliot Gould (kind of the bridge to his appearance in Soderberg's O's 11+), William Goldman screenplay from better Westlake novel, Yates directs.

20.10.2025 11:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A Fish Called Wanda just edges over Lavender Hill Mob, The Angels Share, and the uneven but top talent*, including the late Bob Redford: The Hot Rock

20.10.2025 11:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are they in solidarity with the UN General assembly escalator?

15.10.2025 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There wolf! There castle!
He's going to be VERY popular!
Put ze kendle beck!
Abbie... what?
You take the blonde, all take the one in the toiban!
Destiny, destiny, no escaping that's for me!
Could be worse, could be raining....
Are you speaking of the worm or the spaghetti?
I was gonna make espresso!

15.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Matthau fandom began at an early age, I had my mom take me to see Taking of Pelham 123 a second time almost entirely just to see his expression at the payoff when Marty Balsam expels that final sneeze.....

01.10.2025 23:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Spinal Tap - Cheese Rolling promo
YouTube video by Emory Lane Spinal Tap - Cheese Rolling promo

The Smaaarrrttest pick is the documentary about Danish Cheese Rolling from the original This is Spinal Tap Trailer, spoiler free, as it has no footage from the movie, youtu.be/ZNQpH_epiI0?...

09.09.2025 17:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On the big screen, Albert Brook's Real Life is the daddy of 'em all (pedants may reduce it to a satire about the making of a documentary). Small screen, Robert Altman/Gary Trudeau's Tanner '88, embedded in and filmed with the real Democratic primaries, granddaddy to West Wing, Thick of It & Veep.

09.09.2025 10:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The cameos of Natasha Lyonne and Paul Walter Hauser as Edna Mode and The Underminer were welcome.

03.09.2025 13:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fantastic Four -- First Steps:
I think it's too soon for this live action reboot of The Incredibles. A typical muddle, for example, the way they've reassigned the stretchy invisi girl flaming powers to different characters. Some internet idiot will call that woke, although I nearly dozed twice.

03.09.2025 13:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Leo Bloom when hysterical, in pain, and wet, without his blanket, is my spirit animal.

25.08.2025 10:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My most obtuse 6 Degrees of Mel Brooks:
My father, a podiatrist, had a patient who was choreographer Alan Johnson's mum.
I was lucky enough to see Zero in a touring Fiddler, but unlucky enough to have tickets to see him in The Merchant which he didn't survive to play.

25.08.2025 10:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I might come up with something better, but solid picks either Citizen Kane or Little Big Man (make up Maurice Seiderman, Dick Smith respectively, Mark would give the latter the edge due to that obscure Linda Blair gets severe acne picture).
Respect to Slaughterhouse 5 -- the SMAARRTT choice.

12.08.2025 14:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I'm sure we all agree that
we ought to love one another,
and I know there are people in the world
who do not love their fellow human beings,
and I hate people like that!"

01.08.2025 06:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Schmuck à l'orange.

25.07.2025 06:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Young Frankenstein - Quiet Dignity Grace.wmv on Make a GIF _premium

My Fantastic Four

23.07.2025 06:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

While I detest both, you're right, they are a pair... it's either both or neither. They better include Robin Hood then, to show they have the same lack of judgement of what makes a good script as Ridley.

23.07.2025 05:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Victor Borge | Phonetic Punctuation
YouTube video by Musical Comedy Victor Borge | Phonetic Punctuation

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIf3...

21.07.2025 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That said, Mother! and other punctuation inclusive film titles should always be spoken using Victor Borge's phonetic punctuation. This would be consistent with the show's/Mark's speaking numbers in titles ala M3gan and S7ven, etc.

21.07.2025 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

While this proves I'm not allergic to self-indulgence, I'd conversely state I HATED Mother! which has a promising first third before it becomes a self-fulfilled prophet (would that be Onan?) proclaiming his own genius, for which his wife willingly sacrifices herself.

21.07.2025 23:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Fountain, although I think this is because I adore Rachel Weiss, and suspect, if you don't feel that way, you'd lose patience with it. (I wonder if Daniel Craig sings, Rachel Weiss, Rachel Weiss, ev'ry morning you greet me...).

21.07.2025 23:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This just in, DOJ and ICE to fire all employees named Ruth.

(apologies to Firesign Theater)

20.07.2025 05:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(a kind of Horrible Histories for the early '90s).

08.07.2025 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing wrong with modern reconstructions such as Robin and Marian to erm... Time Bandits, but this "how it might have happened" drains Robin of charisma or purpose, and as much as I enjoy Cate in anything, her turn had me jonesing for Tony Robinson's Maid Marian and Her Merry Men.

08.07.2025 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's not Crowe's accent that makes that tilt at Robin Hood rubbish, it's another case in point that Ridley doesn't know that he has a terrible script (Prometheus?). So structurally all over the shop, the baddie doesn't even meet Robin until the final reel, and Crowe is given little to do but gurn.

08.07.2025 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(also, Sunshine, which wastes a lot of good talent on what turns into a third rate Event Horizon retread, put me off almost from the start.... I don't care if Brian Cox (the science one) signed off on it, you can't just restart a sun with a few hydrogen bombs.)

17.06.2025 17:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only Event Horizon (and an episode of Ren & Stimpy) ever got the "space madness" trope right. Sunshine fell at that hurdle, and so did that whole bit with Matt Damon in Interstellar.

17.06.2025 17:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(also caught Kerry Fox in another banger through LFF, The Last Days of Chez Nous)

17.06.2025 17:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Shallow Grave, would be my favorite in any case for its morbid sitcom, Hammer meets Ealing in a flat in E'burgh vibe. But also as I had the blind luck of seeing it before anyone knew about it or Danny Boyle at the London Film Festival (plus if memory serves, cast and Boyle onstage for afters).

17.06.2025 17:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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In 1990 one of my first ex-pat acts as a potential resident required me to be registered in an office in Lamb's Conduit Street. Something about that had an implication that I was being led to slaughter....
(although the opposite, living with NHS and without NRA).

16.06.2025 09:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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