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Mass mastery paperback book cover for Patricia a mckillips fantasy novel “the riddle master of Hed”. featuring a castle a wizard with a harp and a young king holding his crown. Below the book is the small paw of the black cat baba Yaga

I found a book of blowjob riddles.

James Hong is a force in The Vineyard, I love that one

“I want to set something straight as someone who was a US Attorney for seven years. Imagine if you will a big ham sandwich, a big plate of gabbagool, maybe some slices of soppressata, with the sweet peppers from the jar, a big ball of fresh mozzarella… and basically my point is that’s where we are”

And the Ed Grimley cartoon?!?!

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Twitch.tv/videohellsystem man it’s nightman night again!

Thomas isn’t going to see this but your well adjusted friends with good trigger discipline and brake fluid will…

Yeah oh yeah I want the crinkle instead of the curly fries. yeah I want you to throw in a 9volt for me to lick too. You piece of shit.

Im saying maybe it’s not worth being clean if it makes you like this

You should get back into opiates if this is the alternative

No the food was fine I just ate a little piece of the plate sorry

The other spies in the DM are laughing at me because I called it a “honey hole”

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I’m getting colonoscopy LIVE twitch.tv/videohellsystem

My dad got so mad when he learned Chumbawumba were communists that he had to pull over. I remember vividly catching a Dugtrio while he mumbled “they’ll take my money for the cd though”

A chemist has arranged the lifeless bodies of Biffo and Buster upon armchairs in his shop window to advertise "Slumbo" brand sleep aid, with signs reading "Slumbo will give you a good night's sleep" and "Drink 'Slumbo' and sleep like a top", whatever that is supposed to mean. ONLOOKER: What a good advert! I must buy a tin of "Slumbo"!

Beano #725, June 9, 1956

3/4 of a Bachelors Manhattan: I’ve moved to the moon because I’ve been getting really into astrology lately

Thanks they won’t give me a new one I didn’t write on

My birth Certificate says Sex: Yes Please

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If you see a post of mine with 0 likes that’s an hour or more old, know it’s because I’ve never believed in a joke more in my life.

It’s my new birthday! Everyone say “happy pissshitth birthday”

This news about softer bricks becoming Industry standard got me ready to run through a brick wall

Ai can’t come drop shorts and slice a big loaf on the hood of your car like I’m about to fella

hope you like the taste of shorts

Whoever just unfollowed is gonna feel like a real asshole when I go live and do this backflip on concrete

I’ve had to do it a few times and it’s always harrowing

I’ve noticed both xiv and CoX have way fewer Nazis than any given western fantasy themed mmo, from Wow to LoTRo to EQ. It seems like a lot of it is a problematic attraction to the wrong things in western medieval fantasy making them comfortable acting like that

Everything reminds me of him…

I wonder if he had to get this copy approved before the check cleared

My ass had to step over him in my scenario. You believe that?