Frightchael 🎃

Fuck off, that is amazing

Man, what an album — bass chords!!

McMahan worried about his future-about how to pay hypothetical family bills while muttering tales of stranded seamen or impromptu roller-coaster rides with fortune-telling carneys. He wanted out.

Stranded what now

Look the song is called “Good Morning, Captain” you didn’t have to say “seamen”

Which is why I’ve never been a fan of Tortoise or most post rock

You see, the best thing about Spiderland is that isn’t intellectual, unlike most “math rock”. The whole purpose of the silly time signatures and bizarre chords is to make a disconcerting, disturbing and disorienting listen. Not to show off.

These are actual like, songs you can listen to

Oh, it’s that time of year to start listening to Spiderland again

John Lewis Christmas advert, maudlin piano, then the soulful lyrics come in

I was born in this town
Live here my whole life
Probably come to die in this town
Live here my whole life
Never anything to do in this town

SET ME ON FIREEE

God I just sincere posted on LinkedIn, someone shoot me

Not for the first time have I heralded the start of the posting apocalypse

I honestly kind of immediately regretted posting it, seemed far to close to the knuckles

:(

But seriously, excellent choice

Wait you wouldn’t stop Trump

“Uhhh… this isn’t the internet, it’s HTTP” said absolutely no one ever, shut the fuck up

Thank you, culturally illiterate American pig

A screenshot of my phone

I hit snooze on my alarm so many times that the widget has broke, frozen eternally

I’m a suckle and nibble on that thing like it’s a cough sweet

Honestly, I think it’s rather tame! You be the judge

You will never guess what this is in reply to

Yeah that’s him, what a cock sure prick. Wait until I tell my ma

I mean, both are beautiful and deserving of tonguing — what are you on about

(I do prefer innies though)

Oh god I just remembered I’ve seen a talk by fucking Gary Vee

My grandmother’s funeral was a better experience

Honestly kind of disappointed in Preston, thought he would have learnt a thing or two by now

Is this the Young Dennis who was shagging Sharon, or Sharon’s kid?

I’ve seen Sinbad and Mike Dixon from Brookside around Liverpool plenty of times

Ben Hatton (Derek’s son) told me to fuck off once

Innies or outies is a far more important question

Personally, I think me and Matt should merge ourselves — the flesh, the spirit, the mind. Become our very own Rat King, entwined by filth

Oh belly buttons are awesome, I’m with Matt on this one

God the default lock screen of i3 is fucking terrifying

You can send me voice notes whilst I take a bath!!