No
19.01.2026 15:10 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@eggsinyourbum.bsky.social
They/them
No
19.01.2026 15:10 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Nope. Can't do a UI library. Brain just doesn't want to know how all the proper alignment and stuff works
19.01.2026 10:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0For bonzer car insurance deals
19.01.2026 07:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If I were Obi-Wan Kenobi I'd be like oi mate I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi then join the dark side
18.01.2026 21:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Qui-Gon Jim
18.01.2026 21:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How is it breaking news that a Tory defects to Reform. They're doing it every other day
18.01.2026 20:37 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Do you think it's legal to spread some laughing cow on a bar of chocolate?
18.01.2026 20:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Since I decided to make all my own tools I'm making a UI library and why does design stuff have to be more confusing than anything else
18.01.2026 16:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Who's got that meme about someone saying something and a total div saying you said something completely different
18.01.2026 11:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Check this nonce out
18.01.2026 11:46 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Starmer talking about a ban on under 16 year olds using social media is just another way for them to harvest our data by forcing everyone to prove their age
18.01.2026 11:14 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Nickelback are usually seen as family friendly rock but they've got a song called I'd Cum For You smdh
18.01.2026 10:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They're doing this to get at us two specifically
18.01.2026 10:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Good news for graphics shaggers though
18.01.2026 10:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I bought Sims then they made it free. I bought the Affinity suite and now they made it free. Why does this keep happening to me
18.01.2026 10:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Decided to get the band back together
18.01.2026 08:39 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not being able to wear headphones while driving is a crime against me specifically. I mean I don't even have a license but still
18.01.2026 05:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Reit time for bed. Alarm set for 5 so should probably try get at least that many hours kip
17.01.2026 23:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I mean if Starmer can do it anyone can right!
17.01.2026 23:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And they let me sing this!? As a child!?
17.01.2026 23:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Baby you're the one.. you still turn me on.. wait is this song about sex!?
17.01.2026 22:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0They're a bit on the pricey side these days though :(
17.01.2026 22:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I too enjoy a tailored suit
17.01.2026 22:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'm like Barney from How I Met Your Mother but sexy
17.01.2026 22:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0GIVE ME A GRENADE LAUNCHER AND PARACHUTE ME INTO WASHINGTON DC!
17.01.2026 22:53 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My life is just a series of fuck it moments one after the other until it eventually backfires (hasn't happened yet)
17.01.2026 22:27 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0How do these people even have 200+ million in crypto. Like if you started off with just a grand or something and now it's that much why tf haven't you withdrawn it and bought an isolated island to live on
17.01.2026 22:18 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Really wish I had the positivity of a liberal. Everything going to shit but some rando tells trump no and they're like "omg we're so ready to take him on" and like what
17.01.2026 22:16 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Oh bollocks. Tomorrow is family day so that means I don't have as many hours to code
17.01.2026 22:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ZX Sextrum
17.01.2026 22:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0