Hercule Pyro

a sombre morning for british columnists as they move their "The electorate has spoken, we must listen" articles to the recycling bin and upload their "the greens victory shows just how far the west has fallen" articles instead

my boss at the southern reach told me expeditions keep going missing in area x so i asked how many theyve sent in and my boss said they just find new people afterwards and i said it sounds like theyre just feeding people to area x and lowry started crying

fuck EVO go to locals/regionals/other majors, they're literally all better than EVO for everything but the prize money

make friends, play games, discover new games, get excited for your local best at the next major, get into a regional rivalry and drive a state over to crash their bracket, it owns

new Evangelion content means new Evangelion memes

a man is pushing a garbage can that has the number 04 60573 on it ALT: a man is pushing a garbage can that has the number 04 60573 on it

Anyway, here is my opinion:

Transphobes are trash and they are part of a fucking bully culture that harms people who have done nothing to deserve it.

Don't care who they are or how they try to position it.

Fiends with Benefits.

... Whereas a fan project won't necessarily have to worry about any of that.

This is just the nature of the game.

This, forever and always.

Ideas are ten a penny. Making and finishing a thing - a book, a comic, a game, a show - is far rarer because it is far, far harder. People actually making the media you enjoy are often labouring under constraints and strictures the consumer never see or knows about...

T-+(Hokusaist) @JigokuCake "I haven't had a date in years, Niles.I'm becoming a blackpilled incel." "I'm sorry, a whatpilled what?" "The West has fallen." "Im sure it has, Frasier." "Billions must die.' "Seems a little high." 9:06 PM. 14 Sep 23 23K Views

this does explain imo why the Frasier reboot didn't work. the fun thing, and the thing that would've differentiated itself from Frasier the way that show did from Cheers, would be to lean into the fucked up pessimistic insanity of our current age and show how a dandy like Frasier Crane copes

John Thaw and Dennis Waterman as DI Regan and DS Carter in ‘The Sweeney’

“Get your crown on, you’re nicked”

Don't be silly.

It's not on vellum. It's tattooed on the back of a blind, hunchback child.

Hmm, a thing that's been layered in everywhere for one purpose, but in the end only serves to create ever growing problems through mere exposure to it, requiring a tonne of careful work of getting rid of it safely? Yep, sounds right.

My lukewarm take for the week: I don't miss 22+ episode seasons of shows. I like 6/8 episode seasons.

YouTube video by testvwhirl Toblerone - 1997

This has been stuck in my head for, what? Over 20 years?

I don't even like Toblerones.

youtu.be/CMfCL5rX2fk?...

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

A real hero in the half-shell.

David Carradine, huh? I'm almost choked up.

Oh. Then we'll all delete Discord.

I'm willing to put money that it's not the one you think.

Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:

"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"

I'm not sure about the direction of the new season of True Detective.

Behind it? El Gigante.

HARD LANDSCAPING

Fuck Harry Potter.

Go read another book. Any other book. I'm begging you. Airport trash. Tabletop tie-ins. Bottom-tier romantasy. Just please, read something else.

my wife died but i still have bart lisa and maggie, and donut. got a house in byzantium, blackmailed the basilius with a forged hook to put me on his council for 25 years, then inherited the duchy around my house and became governor when i killed the duke. now the time of the Simpson has come...

Loot that drops after defeating me:

- mid-quality coffee beans (Rare)
- half a kilogram of random plastic Space Marine parts (Rare)
- old Sainsburys receipts (Uncommon)
- beard oil (Legendary)

"I have gravel needs" is a hell of a phrase.

Ricky Gervais watching The Great Dictator in 1940: alright, Charlie, getting a bit preachy there. Some of us are just trying to go to the cinema, innit?