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It's like Snyder's dickships in Man of Steel. I can't imagine any review not having to have an "oh yeah, everything looks like an art nouveau beefcrease" moment. It's so absurdly obvious, I feel like a maniac for pointing it out.

Gods that aren't there spare us from rentagobs with axes to grind.

Quentin Tarantino wants to make you aware of every single opinion of his, whether you actually want to or not.

Miracle on Rule 34th Street (1994)

Miracle on Rule 34th Street (1994)

Though I would begrudgingly accept a reference to Lucifer Box.

It's been a while, I admit.

But it wasn't Into the GatissMoffatverse, with references to Jekyll, and Coupling, and Royston Vasey.

My view is if I can engage with something without doing "homework", I have a far higher view of it from the off than something I need to have watched two films, a tie-in series and a Fortnite event to actually understand.

I'm still, to this day, surprised that Moffat and Gatiss didn't try to sneak a link to Sherlock in their Dracula miniseries. Who knows, maybe that would have been the post-credits for the season two finale.

That was a fun theory! And like most fan ideas, it is best when it's an idea shared and tinkered with by fans. Treating it as a blueprint for your next media juggernaut is fucking lunacy.

Given how well Barbie did, I'd say there's even money on a Mattel-verse.

The Dread Spectre of Continuity now means everything has to link like an Ouroboros swallowing its own nuts. Nothing can just be its own thing. Everything is a Franchise.

Take James Bond. We were fine for over 40 fucking years just assuming they were films unto themselves. They had the rare cheeky nod to what came before (OHMSS was perhaps the worst for this), but stood apart as singular films.

The sooner we get over the idea that media needs to be interconnected franchise universes, the better.

Here ya go. I have a Firefox extension that sometimes works. Thanks for sharing.

Orange is just one of those colours. I've yet to find one where the pigment isn't so thin. Airbrushing helps, to an extent, but you're still just going to be doing lots and lots of thin coats.

Good luck with the orange. That'll need a few coats.

I guess it never really had legs after all.

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John Carpenter's The Lord of the Rings.

No, really. Keith David as Aragorn. Victor Wong as Bilbo. Kurt Russel as Boromir.

It's so beautiful in my mind.

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I went to creepypasta island and everyone there said your name and the exact time and location of your death while bleeding hyperrealistic blood from their eyes

As a wise old owl once said, assumptions are the mother of all fuck-ups.

I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.

My Name Is A Killing Word, Jeeves!

Muscular Christianity.

“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”

This kind of image plays differently if you’re familiar with the history of Ireland’s school system.

WHICH ONE'S RUMBLE
WHICH ONE'S FRENZY

Your brain asking "do I hear an encore" You saying "shut the fuck up holy hell" Brain "right about now it's time to rock with the bickity Buck Bumble"

It gets *weird*.

John Huston as a strange mashup of Van Helsing and Obi Wan Kenobi doesn't scratch the surface. Nor does Lance Henriksen using Mysterious Space Satanist money to finance a highly successful basketball team.