Synonymous Bosch

Butters needs a vet.

The Army will soon have senior warrant officers bid against each other in an eBay-style auction for retention bonuses and six-year service commitments. Soldiers who agree to take a “minimum” bonus can cash in, while those who ask for larger ones will lose out, Army officials announced in a recent press release. Dubbed the “Warrant Officer Retention Bonus Auction,” the system will debut in March, an Army official said Friday. In the news release, Army officials said the new system represents a “shift from traditional, fixed‑rate bonuses to a more flexible, market-driven system and that the auction encourages warrant officers to bid their “true value.”

This is seriously fucked up taskandpurpose.com/news/army-wa...

They really said ‘one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish’ #stoplightparrotfish #blueparrotfish #parrotfishjungle #parrotfishcapitaloftheworld #coralcitycamera

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

BREAKING

Sheep really have personalities like people? Cool.

Gotta get it all out before Lent.

Christian Bale Packs 50 lbs of Bananas Up Ass to Star in GG Allin Biopic Netflix recently began production on an original docudrama based on the life and antics of shock-rocker GG Allin, starring Oscar-winner Christian Bale.

Christian Bale Packs 50 lbs of Bananas Up Ass to Star in GG Allin Biopic
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A Coconut Octopus (Amphioctopus marginatus) in a glass jar. You can see the octopus's entire body is in the jar.

A close up of a Coconut Octopus (Amphioctopus marginatus) in a glass jar. Most of the octopus's body is in the jar and it is just their head that is sticking out.

Anyone know where I can get jarred octopus?

🐙📷uwkwaj (inaturalist.ca/observations...)

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

Carnival season, gotta get it all before Lent.

Dog at the Olympics!!!!

This didn't go as planned...

It's on Fox Sports 2. Because of course it is.

I may have eaten just the icing before.

When someone uses hamburgers per bald eagle instead of km/h

One Night in Bangkok by Murray Head (from the Broadway show "Chess" )

A painting of a bird beside the text "pardon me while I get the fuck out of here"

I'm probably not changing my name after I get married because of shit like this.

Ivory Coast's home away from home this summer 🇨🇮

Les Éléphants will use Subaru Park, WSFS Bank Sportsplex, and our other facilities for their basecamp throughout their run in the 2026 World Cup.

📝 philaunion.co/wcic

#DOOP

DC knows how to get down.

Granny porn? Maryland is something else .

Sexy Valentine’s Day Date Ideas That Honor the Life and Faith of Saint Valentine Cook a seductive homemade third-century Roman meal of millet and turnips lightly drizzled in your finest vinegar Enjoy the thrill of a full-day bee...

- Titillate your mind and learn about an amorous topic such as epilepsy or the plague

- Relish a night of passionate role-play and re-enact Saint Valentine healing his jailor’s blind daughter

- Whisper scripture to each other
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My favorite graphic every year .

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If you haven't read it, Shadow : Five Presidents and the Legacy of Watergate by Bob Woodward was an interesting read. A distant cousin actually took the cover photo too.

Such a great western. Right up there with Blazing Saddles.

They had nothing else to do I guess. Wow.

Cormac McCarthy’s Valentine’s Day Candy Hearts Taken from works of the late great Cormac McCarthy. - - -

"Everywhere the dying groan and the horses lay screaming... Happy Valentine's Day!"https://buff.ly/g1Qx3JM

Soooo much fooood