🦕Himbo Boiwife🦕

Lots of good twists and so many fourth wall breaks

Been watching through the Scream series and the latest movie was surprisingly good tbh

Throws me right back to public school.

I am so tired of neurotypical people getting mad at me for asking a question when I don’t understand something.

If taking really hot showers is bad for you, then why do I emerge pink and glowing like a beautiful boiled lobster?

Update, I did indeed kill the conversation. Idk if I should apologize or just let them be for a few days? Not understanding social cues bites me yet again lol

Infodumping too close to the sun and realizing you overwhelmed the person with information and probably killed the conversation 🫠

Pro: I showered and washed my hair

Con: that took so much energy that I sat on my bed when I was done and haven’t gotten back up

no, I don't wanna download another fucking app on my phone

Whether my ID says M or F or X on it doesn’t in any way impact whether my photo looks like me or whether I’m old enough to buy beer or cannabis. There is absolutely no purpose in having it there.

🧵

Sometimes the world is stressful, but then the kiddo convinces the whole household to play hide and seek for over half an hour and we laugh our asses off

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

You heard me

I hate daylight savings.

Goddamn I’m gonna have to start planning next years costume like next month if I’m doing either of those. I wanna get a lot of it secondhand and customize it. And I’d need to really practice my drag makeup. I feel like I’m talking myself into Frakenfurter

I’m watching Rocky Horror (as I often do) and now I’m trying to decide if I’d want to be Eddie or Frankenfurter for Halloween next year 🤔 like yes I’d need a corset but…I’d be so hot

This is excellent

anthropomorphic clock being threatened by figures with an axe and a hammer, caption reads SMASH YOUR CLOCKS! ending time opens all possibilities

PSA

digital drawing of a hot fat vampire sitting on her thralls like a throne

happy halloween from a vampire and her thralls

#art

A white man wearing a red wig, heart shaped sunglasses, a silver Barbie necklace, and a shirt styled like Allen from the Barbie Movie

I’m Allen from the Barbie movie ✨

Excellent pose and socks

A yellow and orange striped pumpkin with a single eye carved into the front

A green and orange pumpkin with a bumpy outside with a happy face that has vampire teeth carved on the front

Three pumpkins in a line. From the left there is a white pumpkin with the moon phases carved into it. The center pumpkin is orange and green with a happy face carved into the center. The final pumpkin in the front right is yellow and orange striped with an eye carved into the center

Three pumpkins in a line. From the left there is a white pumpkin with the moon phases carved into it. The center pumpkin is orange and green with a happy face carved into the center. The final carved pumpkin in the front right is yellow and orange striped with an eye carved into the center. This view is in the dark so the candles are shining through the cutouts

Pumpkins pumpkins pumpkins. Got three more to carve tomorrow 🎃

A man made pond surrounded by many trees and a sidewalk path looped around it

The inside of a conservatory greenhouse. There’s a bench off to the right and a rock formation full of succulents to the left. The roof of the conservatory is clear and shows the blue sky above

A rounded brick path with colorful plants and trees lining both sides

A very large stump studded with many clumps of brown mushrooms. The ground around the stump is grassy and covered in fall leaves

I went for a really long walk in a park and saw so many cool nature things

My body sure hates letting me sleep.

Deer are cute in theory but I know their kicks can kill humans.

Had a nightmare right before I woke up that I couldn’t get to my apartment because there was a deer in front of the stairs. In the dream I went to the other staircase and woke up as the fucker was chasing me up the stairs

Brain is soup

When transphobes talk about "basic biology" like they're experts, it always reminds me of a seven year old who declares they know all the numbers that exist because they learned to count to 100.

She says something completely unintelligible and then says this. Girl, no I have no idea 😂

A skeletal snail with a human shaped skull for a shell

A skeletal snail with a human shaped skull for a shell from a side view

I finally got the most hilariously inaccurate skeleton at spirit that I’ve been seeing online for years but couldn’t justify paying shipping for a tiny hunk of plastic lol