𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝘙𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘦

Found a brilliant friend! #PokémonLegendsZA

5 years! #GenshinImpact

I’ve been moving a little. #AppleFitnessPlus

Just consumed all my luck for the year. #HonkaiStarRail

There’s playing the game and enjoying it… and then there’s me, yelling ‘Get out of this canvas!’ after bravely evicting a moth. #ClairObscurExpedition33

Tell me more, tell me more! 🎶 #Grease

If you think you made it, know that someone out there gets paid to assign each Bangboo their ‘Watta watta’. #ZenlessZoneZero

Maybe I should go out this weekend, or… #ClairObscurExpedition33

Being an Italian abroad also means buying a pack of Mulino Bianco Macine, opening them, realising they are in fact macinate, and having nobody around who would immediately understand the joke or the heartbreak.

‘Stop making boring Instagram posts’, she pointed at on her reel.

I like the concept of the Emma app, but I do have an issue with their adverts.

Mrs Emma, we broke people clocked the 6p increase on off-brand digestives at the supermarket. You won’t catch us with more than one subscription — that’s a problem for the rich kind.

Almost… 😮‍💨
#GenshinImpact

I feel violated by what happened at the barber’s today.
Everything started as it does: I said what I wanted, he washed my hair, the usual.
Then it happened. He looked me dead in the eyes and said:
‘Are you watching the match tonight, sir?’.

Garchomp Raid, Hour 4:
We’re all healing. No one’s low.
One teammate still faints out of nowhere.
I’ve stopped asking questions.
I live here now.
#PokémonScarletViolet

I might not remember what a broken heart feels like, but my cat sitter broke my hoover and the replacement parts still haven’t arrived—so it’s probably the same thing?

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I love online grocery shopping as it feels super productive until I realise I just spent over £100 on every tortellini variety known to man.

Shrine shine. #YasakaShrine #Kyoto #Japan

Good fortune comes at a sweaty price. #FushimiInariShrine #Kyoto #Japan

Smiling, but it’s the kind of smile you give when they tell you the Tokyo Tower commemorative stamp is behind a paywall. #TokyoTower #Tokyo #Japan

POV: You spend ¥800 hoping for a Genshin Impact keychain from a gacha machine and get lube instead, twice.
Now I am the kaiju! #Kabukicho #Tokyo #Japan

… stamp by stamp. #MeijiJingu #Tokyo #Japan

Step by step, stop by stop… #MeijiJingu #Tokyo #Japan

The couple upstairs has been arguing all day, and I know we mind our own business here in the UK, but my Italian blood just wants to go upstairs and ask if they have any salt left.

“These users are driving me claw-zy! I need to paws for a minute…”

I want to know if the fear of only eating meals that require no prep because I might die from a fatal kitchen knife finger cut is real—or if it’s just my lazy brain making excuses.

Someone told me Pringles aren’t actually potatoes, and I think that’s a great excuse to have them after fries.

Meet Aenrai — my Genshin-style alter ego. An Electro catalyst from Sumeru, armed with the Static Console to slow, glitch, and control enemies.

He’d rather control the game than play it.
• “Guess I’ll play now.”
• “Paused your fun? My bad.”
• “You’re on my server now.”

#GenshinImpact #ChatGPT

Just one month until I land in Tokyo and kick off my journey to gaining 20 kg.
行くぞー！

Accurate portrait of my soul. #ChatGPT