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@bamfwic.bsky.social

Bowel shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse assail him, impale him with monster truck force.

79 Followers  |  130 Following  |  134 Posts  |  Joined: 17.03.2025  |  2.5583

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Is this some weird way of saying you like butt stuff?

01.10.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Say that three times fast

Exempt
Excepted
Non-exempt

01.10.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Related: @kingprincess69.bsky.social and Jesse Wells have the same hair and play very different, but equally powerful and relatable music.

03.09.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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High honors from YouTube today.

03.09.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Vox tala, for ten.

23.08.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!!!

19.08.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been working on this for a while, and I'm super excited to share with you that I'm now taking clients in the Northern Virginia area!

Need something fixed? Have a frustration that you just can't resolve?

Give me a call!

19.08.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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At what point is it morally wrong to be in this job.

15.08.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Sheep
YouTube video by Mt. Joy Official Sheep

Cut up, it's still the red, white, and the blue.

Our freedom was paid in blood.

youtu.be/Xl1psdL6z0c?...

15.06.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every once in a while the neighbor's mini schnauzer comes and taps at the back door asking if Bear can play.

#BestDogFriendsForever

20.05.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A paper taped to a glass door saying "please do not dispose of cigarettes in the bathroom"

A paper taped to a glass door saying "please do not dispose of cigarettes in the bathroom"

How RTO is going:

09.05.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucked if I use the bathroom according to my gender, AND fucked if I use the bathroom according to my gender presentation.

06.05.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pain is the point

29.04.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The military shouldn't be arresting anyone.

Oh wait. Too bad we can't tell the difference anymore.

28.04.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I all made from materials I scavenged from dumpsters. (Except the bolts and screws and dirt)

Old decking with aluminum siding, ready to hold stawberries!

27.04.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember, the quality of our character is often shown in how we treat our enemies, and not in how we treat our friends.

That being said, punch nazis.

24.04.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post your gender in GIF form

23.04.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

If you don't like mayonnaise, but you do like vinegar and eggs,

You might be a racist.

23.04.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For all of us

22.04.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dad just called.

My parent's anniversary is this week and he asked my advice on what power tools mom would like as a gift.

My whole life is complete.

22.04.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow that habit has branched out to coffee.

And soda.

21.04.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While stationed in Germany, I picked up a habit of never finishing the last bit of beer.

I dont know if it speaks to the quality of the beer, but the bottom of a hefeweizen often requires chewing as much as it does drinking.

21.04.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are out and about, and Blue is about to ask something as his voice is drowned out by approaching, extremely loud engine noises.
Blue, drowned out by the noise: What was it that you wanted fro-

 Giving up mid-sentence, Blue turns to look behind his shoulder, as both of the foxes peer behind themselves to see the source of the noise.

 Both of the foxes watch in amazed silence as a comically small fox drives past them on a comically small motorcycle, which continues to make a deafeningly loud roar and clamour as it slides past them, not moving very fast.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are out and about, and Blue is about to ask something as his voice is drowned out by approaching, extremely loud engine noises. Blue, drowned out by the noise: What was it that you wanted fro- Giving up mid-sentence, Blue turns to look behind his shoulder, as both of the foxes peer behind themselves to see the source of the noise. Both of the foxes watch in amazed silence as a comically small fox drives past them on a comically small motorcycle, which continues to make a deafeningly loud roar and clamour as it slides past them, not moving very fast.

21.04.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3834    πŸ” 596    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 18
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Remember the 6 men who forcibly removed Dr. Teresa Borrenphol from the Coeur d'Alene town hall? They’ve been arrested and charged! www.kivitv.com/news/six-men...

20.04.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 44301    πŸ” 10594    πŸ’¬ 1763    πŸ“Œ 1027
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Two years today, and I miss her still.

So much.

20.04.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Particularly proud of the Mission Statement I wrote for my wife and my IVF journey:

"On the path forward, we move together with grit and grace.

This love INSISTS on confronting fear, and shedding resentment.

Our Family is already here, in the trying, in the tending, in the refusing to give up."

18.04.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Riley!! You are the last person I'd thought have defected to the far right!!

18.04.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

❀️❀️❀️

18.04.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hold up.

You mean I could have been getting out of paying taxes this whole time???

#autisticperks

18.04.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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