@noodletwoone.bsky.social
she/they things that rip: my dog, punk rock, bourbon, making things, cooking, gardening, football, tattoos, lifting heavy things, and being an auntie. trying to be a better me, one day at a time, while also resisting this fascist hellscape.
Absolutely devastated
26.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t have the words.
05.09.2025 00:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These replies!!!
28.08.2025 22:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm designing a National Guard in-the-box #wargame -- exploring the tension between Title 10 and Title 32 requirements during a peer adversary conflict. The wargame will eventually be distributed to the 54 states and territories. Let me know if you want to know more. 🎲 💥 🗺️
22.08.2025 13:43 — 👍 51 🔁 16 💬 9 📌 1Fucking losers
17.08.2025 23:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The District of Columbia is under attack today — not from violent gangs or thieves, but by the President of the United States.
The President's weaponization of the Home Rule Act is a direct attack on the 700,000 residents of DC and we will not stand for it.
How our nights going (before the Malort)
07.08.2025 02:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not me and @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social making terrible choices. Paging @ski2point0.bsky.social
07.08.2025 02:44 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Unequivocally fuck this. Complying in advance is always the wrong side of history. This is disgusting and shameful
18.07.2025 16:18 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Fucking gorgeous
06.07.2025 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of the finest goals I’ve ever seen the USMNT score. Especially vs Mexico
06.07.2025 23:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yesterday was wild
30.06.2025 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Presented without comment
29.06.2025 00:16 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s happening!!!!
25.06.2025 09:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A Muslim son of immigrants might become mayor of NYC in part because he cross endorsed and supported a Jewish candidate and Black candidate, and vice versa.
It's a beautiful American story for the rest of us. A nightmare for all the right people ;)
It's so New York.
Mamdani has invented a shrewd political calculus where he wears suits that fit
25.06.2025 02:51 — 👍 2320 🔁 190 💬 17 📌 18NEW YORK CITY ITS TIIIIIIIME
24.06.2025 12:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Some news: It looks like the D.C. Council is rejecting @mayorbowser.bsky.social's push to repeal the city's sanctuary-city law. Bowser buried her proposed repeal deep in a budget bill, but lawmakers have said she should propose it as a stand-alone bill. Background: 51st.news/bowser-moves...
23.06.2025 21:47 — 👍 31 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 3¿Por qué no los dos?
15.06.2025 19:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh hello 👀🌈🥰🥳
14.06.2025 01:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Aaron Judge just hit a ball onto the fucking Mass Pike after striking out the previous three times looking totally lost
14.06.2025 01:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lmaoooo
13.06.2025 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fucking NUTS
13.06.2025 01:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Got day drunk at a friend's neighbor's going away house party, made a bunch of friends, and won a free plant raffle
25.05.2025 00:25 — 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 2Oh, hon. Fuck. I am heartbroken for you.
24.05.2025 01:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Democratic establishment stays the stupidest political organization I’ve ever seen in my fucking life. Fundamental refusal to ever learn from a single goddamn mistake.
21.05.2025 10:58 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The fact that mega donors and spreadsheets are involved means the dems still fundamentally do not understand how these things work.
21.05.2025 07:32 — 👍 105 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0Democrat leadership will do everything other than admit their failures and learn from them.
Instead, they've decided to hire some consultant firm and dropped infinity dollars into trying to podcast their way out of this.
The drama of the Rantanen saga is just … top tier
20.05.2025 21:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
