Matthew Schuler

People just walk around playing audio through their phone speakers at full blast ever since Apple stopped providing earbuds with the iPhone.

The Onion always continues to do the right thing.

So… if Canada becomes a US state, how many electoral votes does it get?

Will probably make it difficult for Republicans to retain the presidency, especially when Canadians all lose their healthcare.

YouTube video by xander 10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by the Taco bell Bong

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Northern Exposure was so good until they started doing the “eccentric visitor” theme every episode of the later seasons.

Haha i used to do the same.

Do all comedians under 30 just do shitty, low-hanging-fruit crowd work now or do any of them actually come up with material?

Threads is the worst. Massively psychologically damaging to scroll thru feed of factory-installed celebs who suck & brands. Better to be hatecrimed on Twitter or vibe-policed by some weird teenager named BipsyWolf on here. I wish it ill.