Astral Bollshit

@john-in-chicago.bsky.social I'm not crazy

...well... not about this 😂

YouTube video by The Smothers Brothers - Topic You Can Call Me Stupid

This isn't going to make sense to more than three of you, BUT I FOUND IT

youtu.be/jyjTqIzvk1A?...

I'm a giant child right now living my happiest life. If I don't find it, I'll ask my dad in the morning. He knows. He probably has the record still. I'll make a video of a record spinning if I have to 😂

I'm also an "intuitive chef" as my mother (graciously) calls me

I'm gonna be on YouTube all night watching smothers brothers until I find it....

Okay, this cuts off before the bit. Sheesh. Fudging Internet, where's my record?

Crusty bread is a must 🤤

I have screen capped this and will report back after I've eaten my weight in stuffed pepper soup 🫡

I know the best people 🥰

AND SHE MADE ME EAT IT!

I love clam chowder and you're the very first on either site to mention it!

I'm about to start my soup binge. Obviously, I'm collecting ideas 😏🤣

Recipe? Or is this one of those "over my dead body" generational family secrets?

YouTube video by The Smothers Brothers MOM LIKED YOU BEST! | The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour | Second Episode

All I could think was "cream of asparakeet" but Jesus 🤣

youtu.be/EkKXD_WEnWw?...

Stuffed.
Pepper.
Soup.

I need a recipe because omg

Said I'd hide any comment that wasn't soup on my winking GIF and one fellow chose a single word to express his appreciation and I tried to give him a chance to edit (cuz they got that over there *cough Bluesky Mods cough*) but instead now there's just a floating comment of me saying:

I'm so glad you got sleep!

Alright, that's fair. Next one after this is gonna be a potluck though.

a woman is sitting on a bed with the words must you rub it in ALT: a woman is sitting on a bed with the words must you rub it in

🥶😆

You say as my toes are slowly turning blue under 8 blankets in the moderately chilly north....

You are very welcome! 🤣🤣🤣

a cartoon character with a mouth open and the words yum yum written on it ALT: a cartoon character with a mouth open and the words yum yum written on it

Scratch is always best!

You're the best! I'm gonna make this next week after my shopping run!

I've never tried homemade mushroom soup. Is it difficult to make?

I LOVE split pea! Ham or bacon?

Kid is in bed and I have Threads telling me their favorite soup under a cleavag-y GIF of me winking. Life feels very Spring 2024 ☺️

Until, of course, I wander off my timeline to the larger Internet biome. Then I remember we're on the front lines of the apocalypse.

So... What's your favorite soup?

Flipped off my own baby while still in utero for trying to kick an escape hatch through my spine. Didn't change his behavior even slightly since he apparently had no idea what that means. Still doesn't 🤷🏼‍♀️

And here I, like this lady, thought the language of the middle finger was genetically encoded.

I can make TWO Signs

OR

I can make this sign readable from the Whitehouse. Perfect cardboard acquired. Bedhead remains 100% accurate!

Narrator: She did not go to the doctor

I figure if goats worked in ancient times, ethically vegan goats can work now 😂