Astral Bollshit

I can only do straight black when I'm already in enough pain and suffering that it simply enhances the vibe 😂

But I don't like it too sweet, and the line is apparently very thin 😅

I don't have a huge sweet tooth like I did when I was younger, so I happen to know I won't drink it if it's any sweeter, but my brain is still choosing to pretend it WANTS it sweeter.

I think it wants to trick me into wasting yet another cup of coffee 😑

"I don't care if you can't taste it, there's plenty of sugar in there. I would know, I put it in myself. Just drink it and stop whining."

-me to me as I sip my coffee

Thank you 😁 wish I'd spelled it right, but marshmallows can't spell so.... 🤷🏼‍♀️

My mother loves to crochet, and with the hood she just finished for me today, I get to look like an Argonian from the Elder Scrolls franchise and I'm basically living my dreams.

Anyways, come watch me be a marshmallow🍃 at 9pm EST, while I continue to read 'The Lost World' for Mesozoic Monday

How do you catch an entire school of fish? With bookworms.

I hope the kitten I pick is as fluffy as that one 🖤🖤🖤

The snow arrived last night. It's supposed to continue throughout the day. Good thing I didn't have plans today...

TOMORROW, though... Tomorrow I have plans to meet some kittens, one of which might just become my son's pet in a couple weeks...

My Internet is garbage, what can I say?! 😅😂🤣

That's fantastic!! Safe travels!! 🫶🏼🫵🏼

I guess. But honestly, I prefer to be ignored or corrected when I'm saying shit that would have had me side-eyed and uninvited from all the things only a handful of years ago.

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I wish my most unhinged political thoughts weren't my most popular. That side of my brain REALLY doesn't need to be encouraged.

I genuinely think that the GOP has been using racial and school shootings to desensitize us to this kind of violence which is why they refused to do anything. And since we didn't rise up and MAKE them, they think we won't now.

For the love of all that makes us human, don't let them be right.

I love him 🥹

But that name 🤣🤣🤣

I grew up in northern Wisconsin with a room that was the only unheated room in the whole house and the number of days I had scratchable frost on the INSIDE of my window was insane.

I'm guessing that might be why I prefer to sleep cold...

I'm gonna need a new tank top after this morning's choice got shredded as I put it on

I like to sleep in a cold room, and this might be the first time I've regretted not having heat in my room since moving in over a year ago.

If I were a dude, I'd have an innie right now. 🥶

So glad you did. They were perfect little rolling eyeballs for the nightmares ☺️

Ditto😞

No reading tonight. My head just won't let up. And my heart just isn't in it, even if my head wasn't actively mutinying.

Fuck migraines. And Fuck ICE.

Goodnight. Antifa meeting on astral plane 4 tonight. We'll be creating nightmares for the baddies so come prepared with ideas and craft supplies.

*I volunteered the information as a way to show experience and a capability to properly care for a special needs kitten, should one be the right fit.

Basically offered myself up on a silver platter. I wasn't really planning to get back into fostering though... But can I resist the call?

This did not age well and it's only 30 minutes old.

The local rescues have discovered* my foster and rescue background and are now courting me in hopes of wooing the highly trained specialty kitten foster into their organization.

I've got my pick of ALL the litters now 😅

I've been given the clearance to get a kitten for my son for his birthday and I've discovered that my new area isn't really big on Cats As Pets.

This might be harder than I originally thought it would be.... Good thing I have 3 weeks before his birthday. I'm gonna need them, it seems 😬

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I love water. Adding water to the menu would be the same as adding "air for breathing"

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Today's breakfast: coffee, banana, yogurt, and a bottle of Excedrin Migraine

Those are the fabled "witch's tits" we're all about to be colder than.

Bigger accounts should never punch down (unless calling out fascists, raging misogynists, or actual abuses)

It's the first rule of being a big account. "Never punch down"

Obviously, this person is not someone who should be in a position of influence.

It's another one of those nights where the wind uses my house as an instrument* to serenade the stars while we mortals beg for mercy.

*The instrument being a kazoo