lil pineapple

I don’t wanna brag but the student psychologist I met with today said I was a remarkable case and made his day 💅🏼

Help the free sampler perfume I got smells like my ex gf

How can you possibly have beef with Jerry???

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

Drake Takes Shot at Shohei Ohtani After Blue Jays' Dominant Win Over Dodgers The Toronto Blue Jays are turning up the heat on the Los Angeles Dodgers, who head back up north facing a 3-2 deficit. There are two games remaining in the 2025

Really tried to dunk on Shohei!

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Remember how Drake dissed the Dodgers before Game 6?

If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE

I’m still processing this

Fuck George springer bro 🥰

My exes always texting during game 7 like not now

MR does not like Max tbh

Men who treated me awful are also the ones who won’t go away when I cut them off. Bro leave me alone I haven’t seen you in 15 years 😭 I don’t want to now either

Most of my old baseball Twitter friends are in relationships now and it’s really cute seeing everyone grown and happy

tonight’s jays/dodgers game is a classic matchup, it’s the heterochromic vs the homophobic

Still the greatest moment in the history of Dodgers-Blue Jays games was when Cody's pants fell down

Everyone’s MAGA grandpa in line at the pharmacy today. Wonder what they’re paying?

My brother is getting married on my bday because he forgot it’s my bday

Everyone’s Crochet parlay is fucked

i absolutely do not agree with recording strangers in public and allowing the internet to doxx them and ruin their lives. that being said, i do find the CEO/HR lady cheating drama very funny, because i am a bad person. two things can be true

[game show announcer voice] who’s ready to vanish into a mysterious fog

Asked boyfriend to name a Met (“his team”) and he said Mickey Mantle

Don’t be weird about the foot

I loooove LAaaaa

would baseball be better if the bases made a soft moaning sound whenever a player slid into them

Not me tho

Got seated next to the six straightest people I ever saw at Pride Night

Newsom Warns ‘Other States Are Next’ in Speech Against Trump The California Governor addressed the nation as he pushed back against Trump’s response to unrest in L.A.

‘Other states are next’: California Gov. Gavin Newsom addresses nation in speech against Trump

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Stormtrooper-ass looking cops standing in front of a giant donut.

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

there is so much happening around the world and i feel so small and powerless. the sunday scaries are too much right now.