chloe the ex-convict

welp, it’s that time again. time for my yearly rewatch of seasons beatings

over easy eggs are one of the few foods you could inject an entire needle full of piss into the middle of and nobody would notice

wait kamala lost?

we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed

idk i mean there are plenty of fucked up unappealing looking kids cartoons too. i don’t think it comes from insecurity about being perceived as a kids show, i think it’s just that the goofy surreal shows adult swim tends to make have goofy surreal art styles to match

MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit

MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free

my life is like a movie except it’s a bad movie and it has a 52% on rotten tomatoes and the only reason anyone talks about it is because there’s one really sexually attractive anthropomorphic animal character

ok but real talk tho this mozzarella guy makes some real good music

thanks dude, you’re the goat!!

a psp umd of what appears to be a preview disc for the game mortal kombat unchained

@frankcifaldi.bsky.social yo video game pope, i work at a little used game store that buys people’s stuff and today someone sold us this. you think this is something that should be dumped and preserved or is nothing? thank ya chum

i worked too hard and it gave me a heart attack ack ack ack ack

BIG NEWS EVERYONE!! beef boy is coming to town!!! everyone get excited and get prepared for beef boy because he is coming to town!!!

yeah honestly sleeping in the dog bed wasn’t too bad. i think it was being forced to shit in the litter box that made things horrible

oh ok ur fine then

i wanna stick my dick in that snakes mouth and that’s all i took away from this post but i do wish i women would be interested in me so i didn’t have to resort to snakes but ill do snakes anyway because it seems pretty good also

oh yeah… i definitely didn’t… 🤥

my dad forced me to sleep in a dog bed till i was ten years old. after that i had to sleep outside

and now i got minions linin up around the block BEGGIN for my d

DON’T DO THAT GOD HATES ME

if you do clean comedy get the FUCK off my page. i want my comedians to smell like a fart had sex with a skunk and then died and rotted and then got pissed on by a dogs stinky dog penis. can i get a AMEN

SHUT UPPPP SHUT UP I HATE WHEN PEOPLE LIKE AND REPLY TO MY POSTS SHUT UPPPP

damn i’m back for 1 day and i’ve already driven someone off the website. i’m proud of myself

GOD if this website was actually good i would be able to block EVERYONE AND REPLACE YOU WITH AI CHATBOTS

piece of shit giving a thumbs up

this post is stinker approved

by reposting it you may as well have just said it yourself soooo

let that stink flag fly girlypop

thanks babe

ok well good luck with that. i haven’t showered since prison

oooh duh she’s not gonna EAT indian people like a cannibal LMAO!! she’s obviously talking about going to eat out her indian gf

you shouldn’t eat indian people.