JunieVi

dysphrogia

i'm just saying if frogs can puff up their chests to attract mates why can't we

hella stella, molto bella

so this is why you haven't gotten around to reading Sargassa

i'm doing facial LHR and can't be out in the sun much for the next few months, so i'm going to wait until the co-op i got mine from does their free off-season tune ups and bring it over

i've had a headache for five days straight who wants to come drive an ice pick into the base of my skull i'll pay you back by shutting the fuck up

my toxic cycling trait is that i have a bike and i don't use it 😔

rahaeli is not the accepted "expert" on here, that would be @mommunism.bsky.social who has independently verified dozens of gazans through video calls and other measures, and has debunked rahaeli's claims on several occasions

this week was awful let me have one stupid post

the people were shocked by her doctrine...

Thank Gock It's Friday

Screenshot from reddit r/OneOrangeBraincell u/9813_RD 19h Title: Our golden boy tag: searching for service 📶 Photo of an orange cat laying on a carpet. His front paws are tucked up by his face. He has a slightly derpy expression. There's a piece of cardboard on his head. Someone has drawn the golden ratio spiral over him and it fits really, really well

my god he's perfect

"hey kids! Scruff McGruff here. When confronting an enemy with an asymmetrical advantage in firepower, guerilla battle tactics are most effective; both in terms of threat neutralization and minimizing casualties. Use the landscape against your attacker, you know the classroom better than they do..."

it's a national "active shooter response" campaign lmfao i must laugh or i will cry

"Hi, I'm John Quinones from the show 'What Would You Do'..."

- i log onto bluesky
- i meet people I would like to be friends with one day, if possible
- they all start killing each other before my eyes

that's all i got, thanks for listening

respectfully...RESPECTFULLY...

inshallah she finds out how he's been living and gets him to seek help and/or leaves him

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damn old navy you can just ask me for my pronouns

this mfer said slot, etc. etc.

oh is that why we're like this? makes sense

we (women in our 30s) are keepers of the ancient magics, apparently

public school teachers should make at least 5x more than i do and i make a stupid amount of money for the job i have

well now what the fuck am i going to do with this rocket propelled knee startup

all i said was that it was funny why must everyone be so cruel to lil ol' vi 😔

21 gold ship kick salute 🫡

i have a story about this that i don't want to share all of, but suffice to say that it's really funny when you go to hook up with someone and they do the knee thing out of habit because their other partner has a pussy and you almost get kneed in the balls

well it's true, you do have a beautiful pancreas

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