Christopher Sebela

quoth the raven, “promo code: NEVERMORE”

those TERMINATOR movies sure look silly positing that AI had to launch nukes to gain control over the world when all it had to do was just lie to about 1000 important people that it could fix the world and make them richer

WONDER MAN was the only MCU offering I've seen that made me wish it was longer

when she settles in she Settles In

i have a small Things That Produce a Head Tilt file in my head to which i’ve now added “spinning the wheels on the vacuum cleaner”

my bunny Larry looks at the camera cutely. He is sitting on the sofa and lit up by rainbows from the window

everyone say hi Larry

Overwatch

Overwatch

finished two scripts + most of a series outline this week so i'm posting about it to high-five myself because i feel like i've managed to finally climb out of my mental illness pit. there are probably a dozen more pits ahead of me that i will defintely fall right into, but for now i'm walking around

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a pittie laying on a patch of grass with a chewed stick between her paws and a tongue bleeping out

sitting in my doorway after a 3 mile walk so zola can finish destroying this stick she found.

there's definitely not enough room in Rockford's trailer to store any

i'm not a hollywood exec, but it seems like the worst time in the world to reboot a show with a name and "Files" in it

that's why i zoomed into the lineup on the back, just to make sure i'm not

found on the coffeeshop’s free bookshelf. there’s something about naming a line of action figures PEOPLE that makes this feel like it fell off an alien ship or thru a dimensional wormhole.

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

this is like if the Jeremy Renner app was an actual place you could visit

living in a shitpost-democracy

me, out loud, watching PRIMATE when the monkey tries to rip a second person's jaw off: "Boooo, you already killed someone that way Ben!"

even a sober Dave must buy a David to eat later

- ogre known for eating children says one thing that can be interpreted as slightly critical of the king between bites

-average resist poster: i love them, we need more of this

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i wasn't going to watch THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER until I looked at the cast list and even if my only takeaway from the movie is the image in my head of Kirsten Stewart directing Jim Belushi, that's enough to warrant a rental

Sorely needed.

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zola vs The Stick, day 6

correction, americans HAD a weed problem: having to rely on a guy who is in your contacts as "Onion Man" (because onions was his code word) who required you to meet him in the parking lot of a suburban grocery store to buy mystery strains for exorbitant prices

i don't need a surveillance camera doorbell, i will just continue my blanket policy of refusing to open my door to anyone

white bowl on a cutting board full of pork, sliced brined eggs and rice with fresh scallions on top with a spoon sticking out of it

it takes at least 8 hours to make burmese red pork stew properly but i finally made it again tonight and it’s like being hugged from the inside

some weird reverse trojan horsing going on when the captcha makes you prove you're human to admit you to a site that it turns out is full of AI generated text

a pittie asleep on a couch, her head resting on a full-sized human pillow

she technically can sleep without a pillow, but i try to ensure she never has to