Christopher Sebela

pretty much, though i dunno if that final 3rd would be as wtf without the trudge of the first hour to make you drop your guard

after an hour of watching THE HOME — Pete Davidson's horror movie about a spooky retirement home — I'd kinda given up on things. 10 minutes later it pivoted to become louder, dumber, and absolutely nuts. the rare time a movie pulls it out in the 4th quarter like this. recommended.

if you see me at NYCC this weekend, please lure me outside and beat me to death because i’m at home and that is my doppelgänger

anytime someone says “it’s here to stay” about some new garbage tech like NFTs or AI, that basically means “i’ve already sank money into this and need it to stay long enough to make that money back”

20% of the time i think i'm only keeping myself alive to get to enjoy new Alan Partridge material

chewing sticks is the dog version of putting a jigsaw puzzle together but instead they’re handed a finished puzzle and have to tear it into individual pieces

potato angel is in attendance today

if you close your eyes, this sounds way more menacing than two doofuses arguing over a torn frisbee

a dog curled up on her dog bed placed in a backyard that is nothing but dirt

i didn’t want to have to clean her majesty the dirt queen today so we compromised, aka she’s getting the extra royal treatment

waiting for my drink as a guy who looks like a greasier Henchman 21 enters the coffeeshop wearing a JUST CHATGPT IT t-shirt and i’m trying not to let this contribute to a “leaving the house was a mistake” mindset

you never see dudes who are really into nunchucks putting bumper stickers on their car about how much they love owning nunchucks

a minivan covered in red stickers with white text reading “we like women pride we like women and are proud to like women!” and “vote republican”

my “republicans don’t hate women and i’m definitely straight” van has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my van

last night at the bar i heard a dude explaining that 28 DAYS LATER is his favorite movie ever. not horror movie, or zombie movie, but favorite movie, period. i left pretty quickly after that because my mind was racing with unasked for follow-up questions that would've prolly come off as offensive.

it's that time of year once again where i sit down to watch yet another V/H/S sequel and hope it doesn't completely shit the bed even though the odds remain aggressively not in my favor

a signboard hanging on a wall that reads NOTHING MATTERS EVERYONE DIES 20 PERCENT OFF DENIM

remembering this signboard at a vintage shop i took a picture of years ago

bsky needs a "i've already seen this depressing bit of news ten times, can i see a dog now?" button

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
2 BATTLES 2 ANOTHER
3 BATTL3S AFT3R ANOTH3R
B4TTLES

i hadn't heard that til now but sure, why not

there are two kinds of Frankenstein people and i'm that kind who is way more excited for Maggie Gyllenhaal's THE BRIDE!

a drawing of a cock going into the ass of a bent over figure with a helpful arrow pointing to it and text reading YOUR COCK MY ASS

a tile floor mural thingy graffitied with FUCK ICE and SHOOT METH

walking around the always odd Lloyd Center before i see ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER in imax

oh, i meant 3D printing

the fact that they keep using the (A Graphic Novel) part makes it feel like a scam

9 plants including aloe, spider and several succulents in 3D printed pots

been printing out new pots for my plants that will eventually live inside for the winter and they’re all settling into their swank new housing

don't bill my family, i'll happily pre-pay for the bullet

i may be clinically depressed but i've never been so depressed that i ever had any symptoms as bad as "walmart nostalgia"

This Wednesday! The Author Immortal from me, @morganbeem.bsky.social, Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou, @arden.rip & @sievish.bsky.social is coming to you from @imagecomics.com!

i’m just a mirror

everyone has their own definition of “a problem”

i have 4 tabs open to the youtube homepage. not that we're competing.