@elphabalives.bsky.social
I’ve known hunger, I’ve known thirst Lived the best and seen the worst But the only way I know to finish is to finish first! So watch out when you hear this sound: *cacophony of howls * ‘Cause you can’t keep a good dog down
Wtaf?
22.02.2026 08:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I made some things…
20.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kinda my point
20.02.2026 14:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah… but I’m still pretty mad about public education in America
20.02.2026 10:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Damn… you just have an oubliette at your disposal? 👀
16.02.2026 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was behind a lady with a trump sticker on her car and was immediately irritated by everything about her. Car, driving skill, stupid vanity plate (rock on k8eez)
14.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is what I needed today
13.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I miss the old days when this would immediately make me think “aliens” and not “nefarious government activity” *nostalgia*
12.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0RFK Jr. made it into the Epstein files in the most RFK Jr. way possible
11.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 822 🔁 159 💬 27 📌 9I’ve used ghee before. It was good, in small doses. I drink far too much coffee to put butter in every cup
08.02.2026 09:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had a ‘95 XJ for the longest time… loved that beast. Nothing in the world feels like riding that thing around
08.02.2026 09:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dammit now I have to buy my dog a Seahawks sweater…
08.02.2026 09:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zombie Ate My Neighbors was easily the best game on that device.
08.02.2026 09:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elon is knee deep with Epstein
06.02.2026 06:13 — 👍 1397 🔁 523 💬 43 📌 28I miss coding my MySpace page so a Regina Spektor song played but the link was at the very bottom so you had to scroll through all my “comparing Bush to a chimpanzee” memes (they weren’t called memes back then) to shut it off. The good old days 😊
04.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Man she is aging like room temp milk…
03.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😅
01.02.2026 18:25 — 👍 53 🔁 18 💬 6 📌 2The end is signed the 31 st of February….
01.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
31.01.2026 13:30 — 👍 863 🔁 276 💬 28 📌 19
I came here to say this
30.01.2026 11:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DRINK YOUR COFFEE. READ YOUR BOOKS. IT'S CHAOS OUT THERE.
#SelfCare Too
29.01.2026 23:49 — 👍 1035 🔁 208 💬 22 📌 10
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28.01.2026 21:05 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1
This is the literal ONLY reason I haven’t driven out there and given her a permanent place in our home, as much as Luke Skywhisker would LOVE a sister. #TeamMelia we’re holding out hope for you girl ❤️
28.01.2026 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Mine doesn’t like them either lol
28.01.2026 20:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, we do. Don’t include that monster in our numbers, thank you.
28.01.2026 09:43 — 👍 44 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Gothikana by RuNyx
27.01.2026 21:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only refugees you do t hate. Yup. Got it, homie.
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