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Comedian. Cool mom. Cool wife. ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ Book me: daniellearcecomedy@gmail.com

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The same guy who said he would create more jobs sure did fire a lot of people from their jobs.

28.02.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œIโ€™m going to fix the economy and end the war in Ukraine on day one.โ€

โ€œYay! Trump! Trump! Trump!โ€

โ€œActually, Iโ€™m not. In fact, Iโ€™m making it all much worse.โ€

โ€œYay! Trump! Trump! Trump!โ€

02.02.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 180    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FOX NEWS IS SAYING IT IS PATRIOTIC TO PAY MORE AT THE GROCERY STORE?!

When I posted about how I was upset w/the election results, I had people tell me that they were happy he won because they voted for CHEAPER GROCERY PRICES. Now you're going to backpedal & say THE OPPOSITE? ๐Ÿ˜… How embarrassing.

02.02.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This next 4 years is gonna be worse than Madame Web

02.02.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Believing, at this point, that grocery prices are going to go down, is equivalent in believing in the Easter bunny.

Even the price of the cheap plastic eggs are going to go up, y'all ๐Ÿฅš

02.02.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fellas, is it gay to show compassion for a plane crash with no survivors? Asking for a president.

30.01.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the J6 rioters are out of jail so the Kill Tony bucket is about to be overflowing

29.01.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Elon Musk is like if Sid from Toy Story had a wealthy family and became rich because of his father.

29.01.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's definitely a very exciting time for people who wear American flag hoodies and flip flops to Olive Garden for their romantic date night.

27.01.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is "Time Out" culture.

27.01.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like โ€œNoooooooโ€ and I canโ€™t tell if itโ€™s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

27.01.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22968    ๐Ÿ” 1497    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 291    ๐Ÿ“Œ 82

What's a good first Bluesky post?? What do I do with my hands? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

26.01.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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