New pope just confirmed that ketchup on hot dogs is a sin
08.05.2025 20:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@themoonwater.bsky.social
generally the color blue
New pope just confirmed that ketchup on hot dogs is a sin
08.05.2025 20:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"White people must commit suicide as whites in order to come alive as workers, or youth, or women, or whatever other identity can induce them to change from the miserable, petulant, subordinated creatures they now are into freely associated, fully developed human subjects."
09.03.2025 04:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0iβm just waiting for them to βinventβ all the agencies they gutted and take credit for fixing the problems they created. just like twitter
01.03.2025 04:07 β π 468 π 24 π¬ 10 π 0Glad we decided not to fly anywhere this weekend because jesus christ
20.02.2025 00:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dick Van Dyke is part of an a capella group called "Dick Van Dyke and The Vantastix"
16.02.2025 19:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After they lose their first lives, Mario and Luigi are corpses that are repeatedly reanimated by mushrooms
16.02.2025 01:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Theyβre doing project 2025, just like we said they would
14.02.2025 12:46 β π 36405 π 6846 π¬ 1192 π 312People who own their own chickens are modern day oil barons
13.02.2025 20:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"What lies ahead is not fascist or single-party dictatorship but competitive authoritarianismβa system in which parties compete in elections but the incumbentβs abuse of power tilts the playing field against the opposition."
www.foreignaffairs.com/united-state...
I wish there was a Charlie Day solo album
12.02.2025 04:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New York Times saying Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl half time show focused on a rap beef "at the expense of a larger statement."
Samuel L. Jackson dressed as Uncle Sam, performing in the Super Bowl half time show.
Kendrick Lamar performing at the Super Bowl half time show, standing in the center of an all Black groups of dancers in red, white, and blue, arranged like the American flag.
Kendrick Lamar performing at the Super Bowl half time show, standing in the center of an all Black groups of dancers in red, white, and blue, arranged like an American flag that is splitting in the middle.
I have wondered if the New York Times has been acting as handmaidens of fascism because the paper's leaders find it appealing, but now I'm wondering how many people with prominent positions there are just genuinely stupid.
10.02.2025 15:19 β π 7697 π 1154 π¬ 288 π 116The Eagles really Kendricked the Chiefs
10.02.2025 18:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Call it the rise of the hyphen-comedy....Romcoms have grown rarer, but theyβre still more common than straightforward romances or comedies. There are very few pure action movies anymore; most are really action-comedies."
10.02.2025 18:00 β π 41 π 2 π¬ 3 π 1If you are exhausted by Trump's shock doctrine and corresponding explosion of articles about it, you aren't alone. I discovered this site during his first presidency, and it's been helpful in preventing doomscrolling
whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com
βWhy donβt they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.β
β Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
Picture of a mushroom drapes in grass with the caption "I'll be in my office"
07.02.2025 19:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All these Tech Bros grew up loving Luke Skywalker and then became Darth Vader for the money.
Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
#RebelAllianceForever
Looking forward to Kendrick saying some s--- to Trump at the Super Bowl
05.02.2025 21:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They could build the wall out of all the Cybertrucks that aren't selling, but they would probably explode
05.02.2025 20:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's a presidential cabinet you'd find on tubi
04.02.2025 23:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tweet from comedian Aparna Nancherla (Twitter handle: @aparnapkin) where she writes "state of the union drinking game: drink every time you stop screaming"
Evergreen post
04.02.2025 23:07 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0βScreaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.β
02.02.2025 18:39 β π 15717 π 1638 π¬ 456 π 122The literal stupidest people in existence are the "voted for someone to be in govt because they hate the govt" lot ok now apply that to the rest of your life buy food from a chef who despises cooking get operated on by a doctor who hates doing surgeries go on do it live your truth
30.01.2025 15:11 β π 878 π 143 π¬ 14 π 4America wouldnβt be America without immigrants!
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