I wish so much misfortune on ubereats, Deliveroo and justeat, I long for their collapse like the children long for the mine.

Down with delivery apps and total ‘fuck all the customers and workers’ attitudes and policies.

Finished! I’ve been told it’s completely the wrong colour but that’s the joy of being colourblind lol

#thelastofus #sculpting #queerart

Happy birthday and thanks for the free book! Been seeing it pop upon my feed for a while and this has me the kick to download, really enjoying it so far! You have a new Stan in me

Bit of fun with the last of us today, as usual if you see a flaw, squint

Same

All these age verification selfies are getting approved a liiiittle too fast for my liking

Wow 28 years later was probably the worst film I’ve ever seen, what a pile of dog shite

Feels good to be sculpting again, nice chilled Sunday activity, sculpting and horror story podcast

He loves it! Furry little corporate slave

Lmao my dog is giving Monday vibes today

I’m not holding him hostage I swear 😂

Didn’t think we’re make it to gran can but somehow we did! OLE!

Doctor says mostly out of the risk zone so I can go on holiday after all 🥲

Second weekend with no pub visits, all it took was E. coli to put me on the straight and narrow 🙃

Anyone want to buy a holiday next Saturday 21st June to the following Saturday 28th June to Gran Canaria for 2 people flying from Manchester? I am not allowed to travel and it’s non refundable 😬 #manchester #holiday

Oops never mind, in hospital with E-Coli lololololll

It’s Friday Eve and my after work pride quiz that only 4 people have confirm they’re coming to 🥲

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In a moment of impulse control issue madness I signed up to postcode lottery

Feeling slutty might delete later

Getting thereeeee, 4 weeks left 🥲

Whiskey & soda in the bath at 3pm is exactly what annual leave days are for

Ads in outlook inbox is still crazy to me

Ay I’m bein gay over here! #iykyk #whatwedointheshadows

3lbs to go*

The difference 5 weeks of dieting and figuring out bloating triggers can make 🥲 3pm re lbs to go before holiday goal (pray for me)

Happy bank holidayyyyy

Finally Manchester is giving sun without gale force winds

Crime

Hahaha every little helps, as you well know!

I ❤️ gay