KJ

Bedridden and no amount of soup can save me

(I've got a head cold and I wanted a sit down shower)

I've just discovered we have no hot water what a cruel and unforgiving world

I will experiment and make them at some point

I've just seen something magical on tiktok: chicken strips but with stuffing as the crumb.

The only thing I'm pissed off about so far is that the hinted at the invisible soldiers they were training in s2 have just???? Disappeared for lack of a better word.

Buffy basically turned into a GOD at the end of S4???? Very very camp.

My tiktok is just full of superbat fanfiction and it's starting to get smutty af. I think it's time to rewatch Justice League.

Everyone is getting ill. I might turn into a hermit, I don't want or need that rn.

You're my boyfriend I'm allowed to call you a faggot, faggot

Jacob knew Sweet but Psycho from the scream at the end of The Girlfriend. What a faggot.

Jonathan Ross’s OOTD #CelebrityTraitors

God I hate Steven Bartlett.

This is the first time I've actually considered paying to join a party. I hope they can keep the momentum up.

I've been in your flat and bedroom James... Shut the fuck up 😇

Past me washed my oodie before putting it in storage for late spring/summer and I couldn't be more thrilled.

I'll be the best DJ on Canal Street

I really hope she turns into a big lesbian, I'm getting that vibe

Idk shall we try it next time I see you??

Recorded this from YouTube to post that Adams "Mommy" is going to be a vocal stim, but got surprised by the YT edit:

I just know chicken soup hates to see me coming 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Gm ben

(it was a tiered seating sitch)

Having war flashbacks to GAGA last night when I accidentally headbutted the man in front of us.

I feel so seen by you

Garlic cheesy bread :)

And that is on stealing a joke for clout 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

And I love you for it anyway

I wanted fussy originally because I quite like what Deborah Meaden does, however it contains coconut so I can't use it

Switched to Wild deodorant, I'm four days in and it's gone very well so far.

I occasionally get wiffs of it throught the day and it smells so good.