Fent Czar Costello

“He brown, so he terrorist”
- Andrew Cuomo, actual sexual assaulter of women

Someone should ask Davey Havok if assisting the current climate collapse via shifty NFT crypto scams is vegan

“Ballad of Chasey Lain” is basically a better version of “Stan”

If you need me, you know where to find me: doing Fortnite dances to Christina Aguilera while doing whippets in the Food 4 Less parking lot

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

Casino game machines are just Fortnite for baby boomers

Green Day’s best album is Warning

Pliny the Elder would’ve had a substack

Top panel: Xitter post screenshot Acyn @Acyn Trump: rigged election. *points to Erdogan* he knows about rigged elections better than anybody. *still image of DT and Recip Erdǒgan, president of Turkey from FOX News broadcast* Bottom panel: tight crop of Erdǒgan’s face from top image, with an extremely unamused expression

Live Recip Erdǒgan reaction

“We hope and expect that the Nazi party will do the right thing”

- Winston Churchill, 4 September 1941

Never will forget the time years ago some hippie lady asked if we had orange soda, I said we had Fanta and she told me she had spent a decade in Japan and that it was ACTUALLY pronounced “fahn-TAH” with heavy emphasis on the TAH

1.) what the fuck are you yapping about,
2.) wrong axis power

Fast forward two weeks:

“Dear Mr. Trump,

Killing those leftist hippies in Portland was very mean. Stop it we’ll be forced to write another letter. We will do absolutely nothing else. Thank you for your time, god bless America.

Signed,
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social”

Can’t wait for the strongly worded letter @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social writes to the admin when civilians are being openly executed in Portland. Such bold and brave leadership we have in the dem party, I’m sure another letter will make them stop

6/10 on rotten tomatoes

Top Gun 3 is gonna be about drone based warfare. It’s only shot using webcam camera angles like Ice Cube’s War of the Worlds. There is a scene where Maverick struggles to use an Xbox 360 controller

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

This dude 1000% went up to girls in high school asking where his hug is

God forbid a man has a hobby and/or opinions on the Industrial Revolution

Buddy, literally everyone is writing two-step hardcore and gooning nowadays, you’re not special in the slightest

a toy story character named buzz lightyear is smiling in a spaceship ALT: a toy story character named buzz lightyear is smiling in a spaceship

Ex-Gel resident gooner/guitarist crying about how he wrote all the material as if writing basic two-step hardcore in 2025 is a flex

The “ooh ooh ooh” in “Sweet Home Alabama” but it’s Gwimbly doing his victory dance

I wanna throw ice at Ben Weasel

all of this stupid fucking bullshit is directly because some dipshit wanted to goon to hentai on somethingawful and couldn’t take no for an answer

Never trust a Bob Dylan impersonator

BREAKING: Kash Patel announces FBI has requested additional assistance from it’s intelligence branch in Utah shooting manhunt

From Dan McQuade: Mariah Carey’s Glitter has the grimmest Wikipedia page for a film I’ve ever seen and then it’s a picture of the twin towers burning behind a billboard for the film

Powerviolence band merch designers are gonna be able to feed their families for the next year

Screenshot from Grammy awards site, text reads Best hip-hop Winner: Doechii - “Anxiety”

I manifested this as a joke, now I might have to go into hiding

vOtE bLUe nO mAttEr WhO

If you’re not for progress, you’re against all of us