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Dave Hambleton

@virtualhammy.bsky.social

My students call me experience … because I’m the best teacher. F*CK CANCER.

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Latest posts by virtualhammy.bsky.social on Bluesky

I never fully understand national budgets, but I hope they make cents for me.

05.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know if Carney’s fiscal policies will move the needle for Canadians but they might budget.

04.11.2025 21:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m really looking forward to the convoy crew coming to the defense of Alberta teachers, a group that actually had their freedoms trampled. Please tag me in all the videos of the maple MAGAs at the legislature so I can repost them.

29.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Parliament should change the name of Question Period to Question Mark to more accurately depict what they are doing. 😂

29.10.2025 15:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gen X Canadian kids didn’t need sex ed. We had Degrassi and Sue Johanson.

24.10.2025 05:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Leavitt to republicans to consistently embarrass themselves.

22.10.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any American who asks me why I post so much about US politics has obviously never heard of Pierre Trudeau’s elephant analogy.

22.10.2025 15:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When my wife was pregnant, she preferred Tylenol Gels because they were rapid release the Epstein files.

23.09.2025 19:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He says smart people hate him. Guess that explains why he wants to shut down the Department of Education.

22.09.2025 16:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As soon as you say chem trails, the discussion, debate, argument, etc. is over. You lost.

16.09.2025 15:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Trying to get people who speak ill of Charlie Kirk on an FBI watch list or fired is an interesting approach to honouring your champion of free speech.

15.09.2025 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m new to chess so go easy on me, but is it … Rb6 / Qb4?

15.09.2025 20:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to pay for stupidity like a chump but … if you head to Parliament Hill today for the rally … you can get all the free dumb you want. There’s enough for everyone.

15.09.2025 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happens to the best of us.

10.09.2025 00:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is a parody account so it better be a joke!

09.09.2025 23:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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When my boss asks me to complete an anonymous survey on working conditions:

09.09.2025 18:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine someone sharing secrets with a child trafficking pedophile and not having to answer for it. You actually don’t have to imagine. That’s the Republican Party refusing to hold their leader accountable. It’s. A. Cult.

08.09.2025 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Slightly diminish a book:

Moby-Dink

08.09.2025 06:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel terrible for teachers in a 6-7 split classroom right now.

08.09.2025 06:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally … someone who knows what unpopular really means. 😂

08.09.2025 02:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t spell genocide without ICE.

07.09.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you.

06.09.2025 02:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just came from my PET scan to determine if I’m cancer-free. I’m confident I’ll soon be putting this whole ordeal behind me.

06.09.2025 00:07 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m sad to hear Regina’s Prairie Dog magazine is folding at the end of the month but I won’t miss losing Teacher of the Year in their Best of Regina reader poll.

04.09.2025 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congrats, dude! That’s awesome! Do you mind if I ask how long you’ve been playing?

31.08.2025 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You want Republicans to be appropriately outraged? Have you tried changing the logo of school shootings?

30.08.2025 03:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is walking down a dirt road with sunglasses on . ALT: a man is walking down a dirt road with sunglasses on .

“Alpha” males when they see a rainbow:

28.08.2025 04:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saskatchewan is facing a $349,000,000.00 deficit despite the Sask Party’s prediction of a $12,000,000.00 surplus. And they say the NDP is bad at financial math. SMH.

27.08.2025 17:04 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I hope all goes well!

20.08.2025 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone is sure Putin has a copy of the Epstein list and that is why Trump so easily bends the knee to him like there isn’t a million other crimes Trump has committed that Putin might have evidence of to blackmail him.

16.08.2025 23:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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