João Paulo

Já vivi pesadelos em que regras de negócio críticas estavam dentro do catch, e a depender do tipo de exception

finalmente assisti o filme falsa loura

Incrível

Voltou um pouco mas agora melhorei

Hot take: ficar doente é ruim

imagem bonita

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Minha segunda linguagem

eu estava falando sério

Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos. 1) Um grupo de 4 homens, sentados em roda. O primeiro fala: “Eu sinto uma vergonha…” - o segundo pergunta: “De quê?” 2) O primeiro diz: “Estou usando fraldas” - o segundo diz: “Ué”. 3) O segundo fala: “Eu também” - o terceiro emenda: “Eu também” - o quarto fala: “E eu”. 4) O primeiro apoia a testa na mão e diz: “Que vergonha.”

saiu na Folha @folha.com

Comic. Scatter chart with Emperor Palpatine character age on Y axis and Ian McDiarmid age during filming on X axis. Plot with descending arrow beginning from Return of the Jedi (emperor age 90, McDiarmid age 40) → Revenge of the Sith, Attack of the Clones, and The Phantom Menace (emperor age 50-70, McDiarmid age 50-60) → The Rise of Skywalker (cloned body, undefined age) with a gradient vertical line (McDiarmid age over 70) → Now (emperor age under 10, McDiarmid age over 80). [caption] To continue the trend, they should make a Star Wars movie where 81-year-old Ian McDiarmid plays the emperor as a toddler.

Emperor Palpatine

xkcd.com/3157/

boa pergunta, vou experimentar

eu curto feijoada em lata, meu enlatado favorito

comi essa feijoada em lata esses dias

sprite foda

Today marks the two-year anniversary of a great modern sci-fi show: Scavengers Reign. 🥰

A new classic that is only officially available in a few countries.

espero que ele participe

vi o Ramon dino hoje, essa eu não esperava

não tive

incrível

viciado em jogos velhos do jurassic park

nada mais cursed que malicha e elisabeth, personagens esquecidas do chaves

não, tô jogando na coletânea de jogo do jurassic park que saiu pra switch

YouTube video by NintendoComplete Jurassic Park (NES) Playthrough

jogando esse www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze5T...

de novo os algoritmos tetando me fazer ficar fã de fórmula 1

YouTube video by Gothic Swarm Conquest Ablaze (Extended) - Fire Emblem Awakening OST

a melhor musiquinha do fire emblem awakening youtu.be/oZEsssNdF5s?...

Alan moore escrevendo Star Wars, por essa eu não esperava

Historical illustration from "Les mollusques" (1836-1845) depicting four detailed views of a sea mussel (Mytilus edulis). Two whole shells are shown at top left and right, one with barnacle growth. Below, two cross-sections reveal the mussel’s internal anatomy, labeled with letters and showing organs and structures. A long, slender, translucent anatomical detail is centered vertically. The illustration focuses on the edible mollusk’s form and biological features with hand-colored precision against a plain background. Despite the keyword “seal,” the image presents a marine mollusk, not the marine mammal.

🦭 Les mollusques
Paris: Fortin, Masson et cie ., [1836-1845]

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bonita arte mesmo

eu uso o aplicativo da Nintendo pra ouvir música, triste