fathomless wench

If you are having problems today I recommend a smol black cat

That image doesn’t prove anything, is it illegal to browse in a store now?! Free my man!!!

I feel like if you say this three times out loud Gordon Ramsay is gonna appear behind you with a knife

Congratulations this looks like an excellent cat

Yep. It’s Portland so I had to save up a while but I was able to buy the spot on this cloud right before the market went nuts

One of so many reasons why I will never live anywhere else 💕

We were just there!! The ISCG Cutter Eagle was incredible - beautiful 3 masted sailing ship 💕

Can anyone help me figure out how long it takes bees to fly about 230 miles? No reason…

Ah, my old nemesis, Hague service. We meet again. 😭

Sadly, the only prudent way to move forward will be to begin in a position of disbelief when encountering any media, and then require the media to establish trust from there (or not).

This fucking old ass European mountain guide acting like his ass would even be there at all if it weren’t for the hundreds of Sherpas and local porters hauling his gear (AND HIS ASS LETS BE REAL) up the side of the mountain. FOH.

Related: go watch Sherpa on Amazon prime and thank me later

Every time I watch the documentary Sherpa (one of my all time favorite docs) I think I can’t possibly hate these monstrous white people who think they’re entitled to Everest more than I already do and every time I realize I was wrong, I CAN hate them more

Watching The Pitt makes me wish so hard my mom was still alive - she was an ER doc for most of her life and much of that in major urban centers (San Francisco, Seattle, etc) and her stories were SO similar to this shit, it would be so rad to watch this with her 💕

🎵 But I don't need time to think about it
I don't let reminders get me down like before
But you know I used to know you
Back when local bars and your crooked heart was my home
And we were open all night long 🎵

I would do unspeakable things for some mango sticky rice right now

The only reason anyone would cut the Narcan program, a mere $56 million annually, is because they want people to die as punishment.

Why wouldn’t they have faith in fascism? Our flavor of it is specifically designed to serve them.

Check out a book called “Trickster Makes this World” by Lewis Hyde - seriously an incredible academic exploration of this idea, I can’t recommend it enough!

Incidentally, if you’re interested in reading more about this idea you should read “Trickster Makes this World” by Lewis Hyde. Easily one of the top 3 formative books of my life.

So I finally gave in and emailed the HR person to ask about accommodations for low vision

I started going blind almost 2 months ago and it took me this long lol bc I am an oldest daughter and literally allergic to admitting I need help or asking for any kind of assistance at all 😂

I paid $2000 on my student loans and my credit score went DOWN

I hate it here

I’m sorry it’s just really distracting how much Biggs in the FF7 remake looks like Charlie Sheen lmao

Shingles is the fucking WORST… literally felt like the right side of my torso was actively on fire for over a month.

I would literally take any vaccine side effect over that, hands down, no competition

Kids like me are a “tragedy” but kids dying of measles and other preventable diseases is just a fact of life

Having an awful day.

My 8yo had to have an endoscopy this morning and she did fine but that was horribly nerve wracking… and then I got my MRI results back and there’s unexplained swelling in my brain that’s probably going to cause me permanently lose my vision.

When the song says “I hate you for what you did, but I miss you like a little kid”… I feel that shit in my BONES

Idk what it says about my stress levels lately but I’ve got an MRI with sedation this afternoon and I am genuinely hyped for the little Valium nap I’m gonna get 😂

Ugh I really beansed something up at work and like, it’s fixable and no one is upset or anything… but I’ve still been kicking my own ass over it since Monday 💀

It’s genuinely so bad over there. I log on once a week or so bc I start convincing myself I’ve just exaggerated it in my mind but oh my god. Every time I open it nearly my entire feed is full of straight up extreme hate. Like overt “the Jew doesn’t work” and horrific anti-Blackness.