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Meet the Losers Who Still Want to Read and Think With Their Own Brains

this review, and movie, transcends language barriers

Just finished war of the worlds and I’m a changed man

War of the Worlds 2025

mRNA vaccines are so close to magic as to be basically indistinguishable, and the administration is stopping them because they worship death.

It is mesmerizing. I can’t look away. Please watch!

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

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the new war of the world movie is awful. 0% on rotten tomatoes. 1.3 on letterboxed. I’m watching as we speak. Please lock in with me and report back. It is on prime and I want to stress: you will not enjoy watching this movie

Wokeness 2 is coming back with a vengeance. Yes especially the dumb stuff. We're gonna call utilities Wetilities. Stuff like that

wandering around aimlessly is a sign of dementia

Honey I Shrunk The Figs - honey ice cream, fig compote

These Are My Cornfessions - sweet corn ice cream, blueberry compote, cornbread crumble

Grahamble Berry - cheesecake ice cream, mixed berry compote, graham cracker crumble

Ten Dollars - vanilla bean ice cream, bourbon caramel, candied bananas

About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?”

No. Fuck you.

I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.

so uh who in atl wants some homemade ice cream lmao

POV: you buy 28 peaches for a themed dinner party

no one talks about the plight of the asthmatic smoker I CAN hang I simply WILL sound like I’m dying in the process

walked two and a half miles last night in heels and successfully avoided a $60 uber these concrete jungles should fear me

It’s my god given American right to be blasted by 50 degree air upon building entry

I have never been this miserable due to heat and I am from Atlanta and have been to Nigeria lmao

NYC is growing on me but the fact that y’all don’t have central air is frankly abominable.

how do baddies exist in cities? you mean I gotta put on a full beat and then walk seven blocks?!

You're just not going to convince me to take an episode of South Park seriously in 2025

ice cream get ya ice cream

Allowing ‘no Blacks’ and ‘no trans’ while banning ‘no zionists’ is insane

We have done this experiment one billion times and it has worked great all one billion times.

Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.

something about a digital/legal/god forbid literal lynching of the first and only black president is just a little too on the nose

“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement