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The rise and fall of a Pacific Northwest Princess. ๐ŸŒˆ Substack: https://tabithablankenbiller.substack.com Essays in Salon, Tin House, Electric Lit, etc. Former columnist and teacher at Catapult

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JUST SAYING my birthday weekend is AO3 drive weekend and I really want that mug...........

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17.10.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got the fanart Iโ€™ve received from my fics framed for my writing desk ๐Ÿฅฐ
What have you done for me lately, personal essays?!??

15.10.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Samantha Jones being annoyed by a man at a wedding

Samantha Jones being annoyed by a man at a wedding

Itโ€™s never too early in the week to dissociate, divas

13.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seeing a lot of stuff from people I used to know as a different person because 2014 was a lifetime ago, I guess?

I wonder what it was like to just gently move on before social media ๐Ÿซ 

14.10.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are the airport days when my writing is flowing like a damn TIDE the ones with absolutely zero delays, pure clockwork?

03.10.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That thing where I am procrastinating on writing this chapter because I know someone's about to die.

25.09.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m helping to host a fan theme week and someone Iโ€™m lucky to know posted this fanfic that left me sobbing uncontrollably at 1 am in an Indiana Courtyard by Marriott, and if that isnโ€™t the actual power of literature I donโ€™t know what weโ€™re doing here.

23.09.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My parents sent me this pic from 2nd grade doing Laura Ingalls Wilder cosplay and all I can say is, time is a flat circle.

21.09.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday, friend! ๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽ

15.09.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My child wants to know why tf it takes me so long to write a 140k word fanficโ€ฆ
โ€œYouโ€™re still working on that?!โ€
๐Ÿ˜’

15.09.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If I win our local tea salonโ€™s best-dressed contest with this, I can officially say my gown is paying for itself/Iโ€™m a professional cosplayer ๐Ÿ˜‚

13.09.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Looks like Iโ€™ve got another 120k worth of fic to write ๐Ÿซ 

12.09.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m working from home today ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Because apparently there is some mercy still left in this downfall timeline.

12.09.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I know everything is bad BUT thereโ€™s new official Ganondorf concept art

12.09.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ

11.09.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got an actually encouraging and thoughtful agent rejection for my novel today that made me feel something Iโ€™ve been missing all yearโ€ฆ
Wanting to โ€ฆ keep tryingโ€ฆ?

10.09.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™re making personal pan pizzas ๐ŸŽ‰

10.09.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm trying to write on my front porch, but I think....I think I see a couple of slugs fucking...?

....

OH MY GOD THESE SLUGS ARE TOTALLY FUCKING

08.09.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know that essay you want to write but you know your family would read it and it would become A Thing and you don't want them to be sad because then you'll have to talk about it and you have too much going on for that?

07.09.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got my Princess Zelda-inspired fantasy dress cosplay pics back today, so this is basically just becoming a loz fan account.

05.09.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Omg take me with you

05.09.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think itโ€™s nice when someone says โ€œyour fiction feels lived-in!โ€ because itโ€™s a compliment but also yes of course it should because I am thinking about these fucking characters and where they live and what tf theyโ€™re doing every waking moment and I need help please send some.

03.09.2025 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This and the horn factory and the crayon-making ๐Ÿคค

27.08.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not surprised, there's so much good happening there! Love to hear it.

26.08.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay and yes you will get the occasional unhinged hate note but at least at that point you know someone picked it up.

26.08.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What I don't think literary writers understand about fanfic is that if you do it long enough you start to get amazing regular readers who drop theoretical thinkpiece essay comments in response to your chapters and it is a joy like nothing else.

26.08.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My daughter is running around the living room yelling about all of her K-Pop Demon Hunters ships, because apparently everyone is going to โ€œsmooch and get married.โ€
I guess she must have been switched at birth. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

23.08.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We donโ€™t talk enough about how hard it is to go from floating through a gothic library dressed as a queen for a cosplay shoot to replying to emails about managing the company Sharepoint. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”

21.08.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Archive of our Hoes The audacity of women writing women on the internet

Put up some thoughts about writing The Sluttiest Slut on the Internet up on my Substack today.

tabithablankenbiller.substack.com/p/archive-of...

16.08.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still my favorite credit ๐Ÿฅน

16.08.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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