Jack Starzec

An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

I hate the lord of the rings because all it does is remind me of the adventures my pals and I could be on

Hot take but Denethor sucks

Chiberia morning on this day last year in Chicago on Turnback Tuesday. This image is the January image in my 2025 Chicago Calendar. www.barrybutlerphotography.com/calendar

FINAL: #Illini 91, Penn St. 52

No Kasparas Jakucionis, and we still give Penn St. the butt-whooping it deserved. Incredible team performance all around, and it really could’ve been 100+. All smiles for Illinois

Ben Humrichous: 21 pts, 9 rebs
Tre White: 20 pts, 7 rebs
Morez Johnson: 20 pts, 11 rebs

Ordered one beer at the bar and the bartender poured three, now I’m concerned about the aura I give off

Can’t believe night moves wasn’t a 1:45am bar song. Shit was built for take home kams

Who I strive to be every day

People just don’t leave pies on their windowsills like they used to #pies #windowsills

A front page for the ages.

Normalize licking your plate clean

This is who cops are. This is what they do. They’re beyond reform because their purpose is to trample the working class.

Don’t make me tap the sign. Strikes are supposed to be disruptive

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

The worst part about a cashless society is realizing halfway through a service someone is providing you that you don’t have any money to tip

The uncontrollable urge to drunk text my fiancé

I bet big Frank could still get ahold of one

Black and white photo of the Grateful Dead.

🌹 This weekend, the Grateful Dead will be honored at the Kennedy Center. Join in the celebration by listening to one of the 17,000 #GratefulDead concert recordings preserved at the Internet Archive: blog.archive.org/2024/12/05/c...

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Matt Miller will do that to you

We wanted to understand what’s going on in South Korea. So we talked to three Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby’s in Harrisburg

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Majestic on Michigan Avenue. The Holidays in Chicago.

I love Hozier but horrible karaoke selection

Bears fire head coach Matt Eberflus The Bears dealt with their six-game losing streak in a way they’ve never done so before.

JUST IN: The Bears dealt with their six-game losing streak in a way they’ve never done so before — by firing their head coach in the middle of the season. trib.al/uP72Xtc

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I know what I’ve said the last couple weeks but I have a good feeling about the Bears today

if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock

*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans

2:00am “honey what are you doing?

Me: just watching White Sox highlights

Paige: “Aren’t they bad?”

Me: “what’s your point?”

Chaotic good necromancy

2005

Spending money like I stole my own identity