Bill Wambeke

Tunnel seems like the only appropriate action here.

Latvia a real sleeper pick...

I'm glad we elected a 2nd grader with the bowels of a 2-year-old to be president.

There's no more punchable face in this administration than Bessent and that smug smirk he wears constantly.

We're not in the midst of a civil war, they're not in an active war zone. Words matter and the government clearly views what they're doing against its own citizens as war.

If you wanna know where I'm at today:
Eating a block of cheese that's hardened on the front: "Looks like I'm eating the ass end of this cheese."

Will there ever be a Fivel?!

Social media has done to boomers what boomers said TV, movies, music and video games would do to us.

My mom said protesters are paid and I told her she's losing her grip on reality. She then changed topics.

When you've licked the boot so long you become an actual boot

So none

Against a cell phone. Admit your agents are untrained hacks ready to murder anyone not them at a moment's notice.

AOC: "Early reports are that he was an ICU nurse at the Mpls VA. So we are talking about Donald Trump accusing a VA ICU as being a terrorist against the United States. A man who was treating service members to our country ... his final act on early was helping a woman pushed to the ground."

It’s infuriating how many people claim to care about fictitious “child trafficking” conspiracies about trans people and Wayfair and Democrats but will miss, ignore, and distract from actual government agents kidnapping children in front of their very eyes

Trump’s Own Advisers Suddenly Unnerved as ICE Raids Take Horrific Turn So the president doesn’t like the “optics” of what ICE is doing. But there’s no such thing as sanitized, popular mass deportations—and this is by design.

Trump is privately worried about the "optics" of ICE raids and his advisers are looking for ways to soften them, Axios reports. I'm calling bullshit: The terror and violence cannot be hived off from the broader policy agenda. They are 100% intrinsic to it.

New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2053...

Soup sandwich is now my go-to insult. #fuckice

This dipshit only knows how to conduct interviews in the loudest places possible because he's a douchebag. He thinks it's cute and knows it's irritating but he looks like a goddamn moron.

A felon who married an immigrant is telling a lot of y’all that the problems in this country all stem from felons and immigrants.

But keep buying that stupid red hat that’s made in China.

Every morning I have to give my 2-year-old lab mix Louie 5 minutes of scratches, head pats and butt rubs when he sees me for the first time and makes happy whining sounds. He is the bestest boy

Gin is just vodka for fancy people.

Farmers everywhere: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Also born in the 20s

My grandma's name was Helen and depending on who you asked, could be evil, could be sweet. I just always thought she was tough but never actually sweet.

Any time I'm having a bad day I'm gonna remember how I felt lying in a giant vat of "beans" in Kansas City.

Being 44 is laying awake in bed with your CPAP on for an extra 45 minutes to juice your stats because you only slept for 5 hours.

Holy, and I cannot stress this enough, SHIT.

It's a culture thing. Everybody knows Davis has no idea what he's doing plus they've been cash-poor forever. Selling the team would be the best thing to happen because fresh eyes might actually get good people in the building. If not that, then draft only o-linemen in '26 cuz Jeanty has no chance.

This is the greatest crisis our nation faces. Can't somebody do something?!

It's starting to feel like I'm Liam Neeson from "Taken". I have a particular set of skills made only for my job. No other job, not even related, tangential or sorta like it. I can do exactly this job and this one only according to the # of application rejections I get monthly.

This whole piece is all the actual horribles on parade, and this one is just infuriating