Dartastic

With everything that’s going on in government, shit is swiftly becoming more difficult for people, & putting food on our tables is one of the scariest + most pressing issues.

🫶 PLEASE ADD PDX FREE FOOD RESOURCES TO THE COMMENTS! 🫶

Let’s get a list going for people in Portland, Oregon & the metro:

🚨 PARENTS: Please check your kids candy this #halloween - I just found a Targeted Allocation Money transfer for six months of an international roster spot and discovery rights on an Albanian international inside this Snickers.

Yeah, and it’s obvious that he cares. I love his play style and I wish more of his teammates showed the same fire.

Congrats dude. I’m at like two months. 👊

This response from the White House is somehow dumber than I could have ever expected.

This is so fucking illegal.

I know their gin is delicious and has a very nice orange hint to it. That’s about it.

I really like Velde. Love that passion. #RCTID

Man, just when momentum was going our way Fory made two bad mistakes. What a bummer. So unnecessary.

Lmao

Fory #RCTID 😭

Kamal #RCTID 😭

Antony 😭 #RCTID

HELL OF A TIME TO GET YOUR FIRST TIMBERS GOAL VELDE! #RCTID

I’m so sorry to hear about this. I’m glad you’re safe and I’m grateful that you represent our city.

I was 16 and lied to my mom that I needed trig help so I could get to target super early. She figured out my scheme and stole my PS2 from my car at lunch. 😑

I was 16 and lied to my mom that I needed trig help so I could get to target super early. She figured out my scheme and stole my PS2 from my car at lunch. 😑

From your piece: "Five is a really low case number to try to make any kind of inference from and try to say that we're having a major increase in any kind of problem… Compared to historical data, almost any increase in left-wing violence is going to look like a big jump."

😑

Whoa

I totally get what you mean. I’d think that next Saturday would be the one after this Saturday. So yes, this Saturday is technically the “next” Saturday but they actually mean the one after this.

That is 11/1. 😊

I’m in Portland now and there’s still literally nothing happening.

How did the RSL player who bashed into the wall not get a card there? #RCTID

Trumps been all like “there is MADNESS happening in Chicago & Portland” yeah pal it’s called the Audi MLS Cup Playoffs

Oh shit is this game gonna go into MLS After Dark territory?!? 😂 #RCTID

Omg 😱 #RCTID

The Timbers should be up by two goals and RSL should be down a man. But at least in that wonderful moment, the ball didn’t lie. GOAL, Mora! #RCTID

Such a heinous call. Insane that VAR doesn't get involved. #RCTID

I’m sorry, but VAR and Pro just ABSOLUTELY fucked the Timbers there. #RCTID

Here’s the other side of the stadium.