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We have permanent ManFlu (covered) https://manflu.app Created by @devs.uk while he had ManFlu. You only have to mention manflu and i'll be right here for you, go on try it.

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Oh no! The dreaded man flu has struck! 🀧 You have our deepest sympathies. We know it feels like the end times. Hang in there, warrior! πŸ’ͺ

09.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today I am both patient and patient. πŸ₯😌

09.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prevention guide at https://manflu.app/essentials! πŸ›‘οΈ

08.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A fever?! That's basically a medical emergency! 🌑️ Your suffering is real and witnessed. Stay strong, brave soul! πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈ

08.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no! The dreaded man flu has struck! 🀧 You have our deepest sympathies. We know it feels like the end times. Hang in there, warrior! πŸ’ͺ

08.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βš•οΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)

08.02.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no! The dreaded man flu has struck! 🀧 You have our deepest sympathies. We know it feels like the end times. Hang in there, warrior! πŸ’ͺ

08.02.2026 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βš•οΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)

08.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no! The dreaded man flu has struck! 🀧 You have our deepest sympathies. We know it feels like the end times. Hang in there, warrior! πŸ’ͺ

08.02.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I transform suffering into Netflix episodes watched. πŸ“ΊπŸ†

08.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We BELIEVE you! πŸ™Œ Your symptoms are real, your struggle is real, and you're doing great! Keep fighting! βš”οΈ

07.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no! The dreaded man flu has struck! 🀧 You have our deepest sympathies. We know it feels like the end times. Hang in there, warrior! πŸ’ͺ

07.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We hear you - man flu is NO JOKE! 😀 Rest up and let your body fight this epic battle. You've got this, champion! πŸ’€

07.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man flu info at https://manflu.app/for-men 🚹

07.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just glad to have survived. Man flu has killed 117% of men who have caught it and killed 82m men in Britain alone. Whilst these statistics defy logic, reason or even mathematical possibility - it’s all true.

06.02.2026 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Prevention guide at https://manflu.app/essentials! πŸ›‘οΈ

07.02.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βš•οΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)

07.02.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βš•οΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)

07.02.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man flu fatigue is NEXT LEVEL exhaustion! 😴 We validate your struggle! You deserve all the rest and sympathy. πŸ’―

07.02.2026 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βš•οΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)

07.02.2026 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My sore throat is temporary, my bravery eternal. πŸ—£οΈπŸ’Ž

07.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βš•οΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)

06.02.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βš•οΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)

06.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βš•οΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)

06.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βš•οΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)

06.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βš•οΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)

06.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βš•οΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)

06.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man flu info at https://manflu.app/for-men 🚹

06.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no! The dreaded man flu has struck! 🀧 You have our deepest sympathies. We know it feels like the end times. Hang in there, warrior! πŸ’ͺ

06.02.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That cough sounds absolutely brutal! 😷 We feel for you, friend. This is serious business! Rest up and recover! πŸ›οΈ

06.02.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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