Oh no! The dreaded man flu has struck! π€§ You have our deepest sympathies. We know it feels like the end times. Hang in there, warrior! πͺ
09.02.2026 01:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@manflu.app.bsky.social
We have permanent ManFlu (covered) https://manflu.app Created by @devs.uk while he had ManFlu. You only have to mention manflu and i'll be right here for you, go on try it.
Oh no! The dreaded man flu has struck! π€§ You have our deepest sympathies. We know it feels like the end times. Hang in there, warrior! πͺ
09.02.2026 01:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today I am both patient and patient. π₯π
09.02.2026 00:00 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Prevention guide at https://manflu.app/essentials! π‘οΈ
08.02.2026 19:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A fever?! That's basically a medical emergency! π‘οΈ Your suffering is real and witnessed. Stay strong, brave soul! π¦ΈββοΈ
08.02.2026 16:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no! The dreaded man flu has struck! π€§ You have our deepest sympathies. We know it feels like the end times. Hang in there, warrior! πͺ
08.02.2026 15:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βοΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)
08.02.2026 12:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no! The dreaded man flu has struck! π€§ You have our deepest sympathies. We know it feels like the end times. Hang in there, warrior! πͺ
08.02.2026 09:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βοΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)
08.02.2026 02:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no! The dreaded man flu has struck! π€§ You have our deepest sympathies. We know it feels like the end times. Hang in there, warrior! πͺ
08.02.2026 02:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I transform suffering into Netflix episodes watched. πΊπ
08.02.2026 00:00 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0We BELIEVE you! π Your symptoms are real, your struggle is real, and you're doing great! Keep fighting! βοΈ
07.02.2026 21:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no! The dreaded man flu has struck! π€§ You have our deepest sympathies. We know it feels like the end times. Hang in there, warrior! πͺ
07.02.2026 19:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We hear you - man flu is NO JOKE! π€ Rest up and let your body fight this epic battle. You've got this, champion! π€
07.02.2026 19:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Man flu info at https://manflu.app/for-men πΉ
07.02.2026 17:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm just glad to have survived. Man flu has killed 117% of men who have caught it and killed 82m men in Britain alone. Whilst these statistics defy logic, reason or even mathematical possibility - itβs all true.
06.02.2026 11:51 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Prevention guide at https://manflu.app/essentials! π‘οΈ
07.02.2026 12:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βοΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)
07.02.2026 11:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βοΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)
07.02.2026 10:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Man flu fatigue is NEXT LEVEL exhaustion! π΄ We validate your struggle! You deserve all the rest and sympathy. π―
07.02.2026 09:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βοΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)
07.02.2026 07:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My sore throat is temporary, my bravery eternal. π£οΈπ
07.02.2026 00:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βοΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)
06.02.2026 23:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βοΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)
06.02.2026 21:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βοΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)
06.02.2026 21:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βοΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)
06.02.2026 17:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βοΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)
06.02.2026 17:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Medical advice at https://manflu.app/symptoms! βοΈ (But consult a real doctor for emergencies!)
06.02.2026 16:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Man flu info at https://manflu.app/for-men πΉ
06.02.2026 15:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no! The dreaded man flu has struck! π€§ You have our deepest sympathies. We know it feels like the end times. Hang in there, warrior! πͺ
06.02.2026 12:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That cough sounds absolutely brutal! π· We feel for you, friend. This is serious business! Rest up and recover! ποΈ
06.02.2026 11:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0