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Rob Watts

@online-audit.co.uk

I like tech and good people. No asshats please https://online-audit.co.uk

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I just ran my ChatGPT caricature thing. I’m pleased that it got one thing wrong and revealed very little. If you can guess the most glaring error I’ll buy you a pint when I see you next.

07.02.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a black object with the word kepler on the bottom right Alt: a close up of a black object with the word kepler on the bottom right taken from the series alien earth

Alien Earth is very good.

07.02.2026 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ thanks Simon, that gave me a much needed chuckle!

01.02.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’ͺ🏼

01.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Inversion table

Inversion table

Been using this to try and fix my back. Success has yet to materialise. It also feels a little odd being upside down. Blood rush to the head if you go too far. The theory of it all is wonderful, but the reality isn’t cutting the mustard. Osteopath visit incoming #oldagesucks

01.02.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Scrambled eggs on sourdough with black pepper and chilli jalapeΓ±o jam and Colmans English Mustard dip…

Scrambled eggs on sourdough with black pepper and chilli jalapeΓ±o jam and Colmans English Mustard dip…

Early bath, late breakfast.

Gotta love a lazy Sunday.

01.02.2026 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Food musings.

Mince meat - grated strong cheese - pepper, chopped onion, salt, flour, mixed herbs

Give the mince and onions a quick browning in a pan. Coat in flour

Fold in all of the ingredients by hand.

Place in oven dish

Put in to the oven med high until crispy and delicious looking.

01.02.2026 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to make a lasting point, you’ll either need to create a fantastic book/film/play/painting/music piece/media presence or erect a kickoff statue that’s gonna last forever.

Social media posts are like snowflakes on a hot windscreen in Dymchurch mid summer.

There and gone.

27.01.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Could Britain Go The Way Of The USA? Many of us have been horrified by what’s unfolded in the USA of late.

Could Britain go the way of the USA?

open.substack.com/pub/robertwa...

#britain #usa #ice #fascism #trumpism

27.01.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Grandad and grandson play with a Lego fire engine

Grandad and grandson play with a Lego fire engine

Good day today. Saw the grandson. Saw the daughter. Counted my blessings. Had a beer, had a curry. Had a Bushmills.

25.01.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You misspelled "BORED".

24.01.2026 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 24923    πŸ” 5194    πŸ’¬ 1320    πŸ“Œ 244

So Donald Trump says that Brits and allies who lost their lives and health in Afghan, sat back and didn’t really contribute much.

What a cunt. No other words really. Let’s hope non US media and politicos step up and tell him who he is.

Let’s end fawning to this human travesty. #futrump #trump

23.01.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is he going to go on for hours, like some dictator might?

I’m placing a bet. 65 minutes minimum.

They all do it. It’s a tell. Putin, Kim Jong whatshisface. Hitler, Stalin.

They all talked for hours about how great they were and told lots of lies πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

#trumpisinsane

20.01.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ran out of tonic? Use beer.

19.01.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw a vid of some American ex marine dude who drives around on his Harley with a fuck trump flag stuck on the back baiting Maga’s. Made me smile and restored a residue of faith in the idea that America isn’t yet totally fucked. #ice #maga

18.01.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Cancel your tickets’: Calls grow to boycott US-hosted FIFA World Cup over Trump admin With the 2026 FIFA World Cup set to be hosted in the United States this summer, calls have grown for a global boycott and ticket cancellations in protest of the Trump administration and its increasing...

β€˜Cancel your tickets’: Calls grow to boycott US-hosted FIFA World Cup over Trump admin

www.rawstory.com/world-cup-26...

16.01.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5

You might be correct T. I think they’ve been bad for a while (for me, no A.I. content) so I’d kind of gotten used to the trickle anyway. They’ll continue to look after premium publishers I’m sure. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

15.01.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I know right 🀣

14.01.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

Reading threads from Americans these days is a reminder of the autocratic fuck shittery that we’d have to put up with if Britain voted Reform. Authoritarian fuckwittery, with a fiefdom of robber barons disguised as elected β€œgovernments” giving allegiance to the super despot or his clan.

14.01.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CPC’s w/ Adsense of late are in the khazi. You’d be forgiven for thinking they no longer want our impressions. They pretty much killed off most other ad pub networks, or at least there was little else in the way of competition (last I looked) worth having a play with. Oh well. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

14.01.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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In more exciting news. I’ve placed strips of belly pork, green pepper, onion, broccoli and some teriyaki sauce in a foiled wrapped baking dish and whooped it in the oven. 40 more little minutes…

14.01.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched in a living room . ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched in a living room .

Pulled back on Monday lifting a weight 80kg below a recent PB. Now walking at silly side angle

Takeaway: Don’t lift heavy stuff when fatigued. Form suffers, body is saying no. Listen to it. #deadlifting

14.01.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shame on you. Arseholer behaviour.

14.01.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Generally, I block all ai bots in cloudflare mainly because I don’t see the value in the bandwidth suck resource drain vs the reward πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

12.01.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Roast potatoes make or break a Sunday roast. Par boil 20 mins. Shake. Salt, herbs, garlic pepper. Straight into hot fat. Roll potatoes around in hot fat, blast on high heat for 20 mins. Turn again after 20 mins. But more salt. 20 mins more. Super crispy deliciousness

11.01.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Love and Happiness
YouTube video by Al Green - Topic Love and Happiness

There’s a freneticism to the news cycle today. We are bombarded with negativity on these very platforms. Too much of that is never a good thing. Try to remind yourself that most people are good and decent. Don’t let the few cloud the goodness of the many. youtu.be/q8AMZmWqgRM?...

11.01.2026 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Want to Stop ICE? Go After Its Corporate Collaborators. ICE can’t function without help from the private sector. So we should force the private sector to stop helping.

www.thenation.com/article/acti...

Hit them where it hurts them - boycotts can work

10.01.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 16659    πŸ” 6373    πŸ’¬ 577    πŸ“Œ 358
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2 runs in today. A 7k hill run ( got I detest hills) and a shorter bit of Jeffing after.

If you’re umming and ahhing, then here’s an extra bit of go for it

clientslot.com/personal-fit...

11.01.2026 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’ll see a greater push in our socials and the tv, Gooogle and Bing will be pushing it hard, because the opportunity benefits are potentially huge! They could get paid per sale, further marginalising free organic πŸ˜‰

10.01.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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