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Sean Kelley

@seanofkelley.bsky.social

Hockey/theater dad, garage weightlifter, mostly retired comedy-person

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Following up Hades 2 with Winter Burrow, the exact opposite game

23.11.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
As I spent more and more of my life under the care of doctors, nurses, and researchers striving to improve the lives of others, I watched as Bobby cut nearly a half billion dollars for research into mRNA vaccines, technology that could be used against certain cancers; slashed billions in funding from the National Institutes of Health, the world's largest sponsor of medical research; and threatened to oust the panel of medical experts charged with recommending preventive cancer screenings. Hundreds of N.I.H. grants and clinical trials were cancelled, affecting thousands of patients. I worried about funding for leukemia and bone-marrow research at Memorial Sloan Kettering. I worried about the trials that were my only shot at remission. Early in my illness, when I

As I spent more and more of my life under the care of doctors, nurses, and researchers striving to improve the lives of others, I watched as Bobby cut nearly a half billion dollars for research into mRNA vaccines, technology that could be used against certain cancers; slashed billions in funding from the National Institutes of Health, the world's largest sponsor of medical research; and threatened to oust the panel of medical experts charged with recommending preventive cancer screenings. Hundreds of N.I.H. grants and clinical trials were cancelled, affecting thousands of patients. I worried about funding for leukemia and bone-marrow research at Memorial Sloan Kettering. I worried about the trials that were my only shot at remission. Early in my illness, when I

Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia.

www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

22.11.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8546    πŸ” 3036    πŸ’¬ 220    πŸ“Œ 145

The Canadian national anthem is such a banger

22.11.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to like the Frost but also like… Britta Curl’s on that team #pwhl

22.11.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jealous girlfriend meme with Donald Trump smiling at Zohran Mamdani and Stephen Miller looking jealous

Jealous girlfriend meme with Donald Trump smiling at Zohran Mamdani and Stephen Miller looking jealous

21.11.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4305    πŸ” 730    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 60

Happy PWHL opening weekend!!!

21.11.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like Only Murders In the Building got a lot of press when it first came out but like… it’s just continued to be great?

21.11.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since

20.11.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3169    πŸ” 576    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 107

I’ve got a few more things I’m going to do in Hades 2 and then I’m going to move on to a new game but it’s everything you’d want in a sequel. All the stuff you love from the first one but more, bigger, gayer.

20.11.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gray Misty which is also my soft jazz name

20.11.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Take a Muppet movie.

Change all the cast to humans except for one muppet.

and if there are humans in the movie they are now muppets too.

I'll start- Muppet Treasure Island. Fozzie is now a human played by Steven Seagal. Everyone else stays or becomes a muppet.

19.11.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know she's in the news again and I refuse to learn why.

19.11.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the only real way to think about these raids is terrorist attacks

18.11.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 488    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

Aren't all holidays "made up" holidays?

19.11.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a more perfectly American fun fact than the fact that Richard Nixon's "I am not a crook" speech took place at Disney World?

18.11.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The excuse rich guys use to justify their obscene wealth is they deserve it because of the value they’ve created for society and I just don’t buy that. Like has Elon Musk really created more value for society than every teacher in America? You realize that sounds insane, right?

18.11.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly this school does not understand the danger associated with not being covered by the Honmoon.

17.11.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe if we all dressed in paramilitary uniforms they wouldn’t call us outside agitators?

17.11.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

17.11.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12502    πŸ” 2688    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 85
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In Pulpits and Pews, Catholic Churches Urge Compassion for Immigrants

NYT: In Pulpits and Pews, Catholic Churches Urge Compassion for Immigrants

By Mark Bonamo, Dave Philipps and Pooja Salhotra
@davephilipps.bsky.social @poojasalhotra.bsky.social

Gift link!

17.11.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 786    πŸ” 179    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 4
The orc from Return of the King saying β€œThe age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat

The orc from Return of the King saying β€œThe age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat

24.12.2024 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 17365    πŸ” 3901    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 52
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

16.11.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11490    πŸ” 2204    πŸ’¬ 173    πŸ“Œ 108
Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant
[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.

Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant [gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.

04.12.2024 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2866    πŸ” 483    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 11

Veruca Salt is an all time great movie villain

16.11.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know who doesn’t get a fair shake in movies? People with large facial scars

16.11.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to think gambling was mostly harmless and now that we’ve legalized it basically everywhere I feel like I was very, very wrong

15.11.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Guy holding a sign that says "I just hope both teams lose"

Guy holding a sign that says "I just hope both teams lose"

Watching the Trump/MTG feud like

15.11.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2294    πŸ” 266    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 10

The weirdest thing about this discourse is that states with shorter school closures have the same amount of learning loss! I keep waiting for all the punditry on this to catch up with basic facts

14.11.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2136    πŸ” 377    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 2

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

14.11.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6407    πŸ” 2219    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8

At some point I need to figure out how that one episode of Tiny Toon Adventures that was vignettes set to They Might Be Giants songs came to be.

14.11.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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