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CU signs $2M OpenAI deal for ChatGPT access Students and faculty will gain access to ChatGPT Edu starting in March under a three-year deal.

My employer, Univ. Colorado will pay OpenAI $2M/year under the banner of β€œequity”. That’s 54 full scholarships / year. Plus, our IT will be able to read our chatGPT logs, and our chats can be requested under public records law. No thanks. Surveillance is not equity

www.axios.com/local/boulde...

13.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 647    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 47

medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

15.02.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5933    πŸ” 1010    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 21

Can’t believe we are still doing this

15.02.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5943    πŸ” 1250    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 23
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Fecklessness *intensifies*

15.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I feel very fortunate to be totally and permanently estranged from my mother.

15.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing Real Can Emerge From The American Right's Unreality The idea that the US is split exactly down the middle politically and culturally infiltrates everything

Wrote about the Turning Point USA Super Bowl halftime show and the Melania movie as the latest in a larger project to make the American right *seem* far more popular and culturally relevant than it actually is.

badfaithtimes.com/nothing-real...

11.02.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 294    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6

No criminal record. Picked up at Home Depot. "Worst of the worst" are the government goons in masks.

15.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chicago teen whose father was detained by ICE while she fought cancer dies The Torres family story came to public attention after the teen’s father was detained at a Home Depot in Niles.

Something about having the gestapo pointlessly terrorize and detain someone for no reason feels 100 times worse when you've stolen some of the last moments on Earth with his terminally ill kid with cancer doing so.

www.chicagotribune.com/2026/02/14/c...

15.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm trying to imagine why anybody would just be sitting around in a Costco parking lot. Spouse had a delayed prescription and said I'll just read my book?

Two people sitting in a Costco parking lot for an hour and 15 minutes judging each other sounds like the craziest part of this story to me.

15.02.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly never thought about turning off the car while waiting for somebody, especially for an extended period of time. I'm assuming the battery won't drain with the sound system or other gizmos / accessories.

15.02.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Secretary of State Marco Rubio giving a speech that is basically an extended version of the ethnonationalist Proud Boys oath: β€œI'm a proud Western chauvinist, I refuse to apologize for creating the modern world.”

15.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 518    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 13
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stan lee is wearing sunglasses and a hat while driving a truck . ALT: stan lee is wearing sunglasses and a hat while driving a truck .

Stan still getting me to buy more d*** comic books... from the grave.

15.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It is a constant sentiment among the far-right defenders of "Western Civilization."

15.02.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed. Effectively a war on the age of reason.

15.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're clearly playing Olympic nekid leap frog!

15.02.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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*cough* white supremacy *cough*

15.02.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the heck is β€œWestern civilization” anyway?

Because the loudest self-proclaimed advocates disdain most Western philosophy, art, culture, institutions, and people. The only parts of Western civilization they seem to actually like are gothic architecture, ancient statues, and Camp of the Saints.

15.02.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 473    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 12
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I'm reminded of the Nazi overtures to America to unite in defense of "Western Civilization" against Marxism and "degeneracy." And of course America First sympathizers.

Also the earlier plight of "Western Civilization" if white nations didn't unite against the "Peril."

15.02.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maryland health officials warn providers about an upsurge in mumps cases Maryland health officials are warning about an uptick in cases of mumps.

Measles is a bellwether. Because it’s the most contagious vaccine-preventable disease, when vaccination rates drop, it’s the first to start spreading.

Now we’ve got mumps rolling up.

Expect more.

This is just the beginning of RFK Jr.’s successful infectious disease reintroduction plan.

14.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6211    πŸ” 3246    πŸ’¬ 284    πŸ“Œ 269

Our story @chicagotribune.com: Chicago teen Ofelia Torres, whose father was detained by ICE while she fought cancer, dies. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/02/14/c...

15.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2772    πŸ” 1070    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 64
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With the problematic Asian race-switching of You Only Live Twice!

15.02.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's like Spiral turned this James Bond movie poster into a person through space and time:

15.02.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I might have to circle back and play that again...

I think there was some expansion-y stuff that I never finished too.

14.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did someone say there's going to be a #Control sequel?!?

14.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I needed help more than a few times. Some of those puzzles were real mindbenders on top of real mindbenders.

14.02.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sequel?!?

14.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In 1854, after watching the federal government deploy 2000 federal troops and spend $40,000 sending Anthony Burns back into slavery, Boston's Amos Adams Lawrence said β€œwe went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.”

14.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6582    πŸ” 2260    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 70

Just as ICE and CBP have no legitimate role in "election security" neither does the head of DHS. The mere existence of this press conference should be a scandal, much less this tone-deaf comment.

14.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6649    πŸ” 2071    πŸ’¬ 281    πŸ“Œ 85

This is a fine time to recall that Michael Ferro is the scumbag who sold out the Tribune to give Alden its foothold. To the extent the man has a legacy, it should be the long-term harm he’s done to Chicago media at Tribune and Sun-Times.

14.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

UCLA said no to Trump's abusive demands, went to court, and the govt is backing off.

Harvard said no to Trump's abusive demands, went to court, and the govt is left sputtering.

Columbia, Cornell, and Northwestern giving in was a big mistake. If only there were lessons against appeasing fascists.

14.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1761    πŸ” 525    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 19

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