Jade Orion

Oh man, you're in for a wild ride when you discover tamales and mole XD

As the prophecy foretold

Today I am 5 weeks post op of my #transgender operation. Shoulda done this shit like 10 years ago

Why did they just keep jumping in? XD

Why can't I be this creative lmao

Well I'm about to lose my X rank tomorrow so here's to failing the rank up battle 10 more times XD

Maybe Splat 2 because the hype around Octo Expansion and being able to play as Octolings was incredible

I guess it shows how bad I am at Splatoon that my worst X power is in Zones and highest in Rainmaker XD

Been finding that I really like playing Octobrush Nouveau on tower control. Special isn't great but beakons and AOE seems to help a lot in solo queue #Splatoon3

Why when I play anarchy open I have amazing win steaks and then the second I hop into series I immediately go 0-3 or 1-3 #Splatoon3

Boooo to the crisp rat then 0_0

Is that dude still weirdly homophobic?

I mean, I didn't learn how to song all four harmony parts for every song in the hymnal for nothing

Started a new job 12 weeks ago and already started having the 'teeth falling out' dream again. C'mon body, it hasn't been THAT bad

What a stupid name for a company... Hugging Face??

Suddenly remembering discovering my type of "Brown-eyed girls" thanks to Keira Knightly, Ruth Wilson, and various other English period film actors. Thank you British Broadcasting Company for your service to a young #sapphic

Who needs flanks when you have BUBBLE BOI

4 more days until I lose my X rank 😭
#splatoon

How do I looksmaxx my top surgery scars? I mean in the artistic sense, not the medical healing sense.